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                             ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ:The trio(s)

                                   Eᴅɪᴛᴇᴅ√

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"Soo... What the hell do you want me to do with these knowledge about breathing styles?" Y/n asked. Feeling suspicious about yoriichi.

"You will learn them and try to master one." Yoriichi replied

"Oh hell naw." 

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"SARA EAT" tsutako yelled

"NO I WANT Y/N."  Sara cried

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y/n sneezed at that moment

"WHO TF IS TALKING ABT ME??"

"this BITCH-" michikatsu whispered

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A girl is sitting in her room doing something on her computer when she hears a strange knocking sound coming from her door.

 The knocking grows louder and louder until finally she opens the door to find no one there. 

She walked forward a bit and sees.. A woman? She was about to talk but when the woman turned around, she screamed.

The woman has three eyes. THREE LEGIT EYES. Then the girl suddenly felt numb.. 

The girl went to the kitchen, took the Butcher's knife and-

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"Hello?" Kyojuro heard the speaker crying and telling him what they had seen and kyojuro's face paled.

"Guys! Another suicidal case! A girl slit her throat!" Kyojuro said panicking

"What..? Didn't we have an suicidal case yesterday?" Obanai quietly said

"And fucking a week ago!" Sanemi shouted

"..." Giyuu stayed silent

"...Who are y'all again?" Muichiro asked

"Your mom." Kyojuro said.

"KYOJUROO!!" everyone except giyuu, muichiro and kyojuro yelled.

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"I hate you. Like I really do. I hope you kill yourself. Nobody wants you. You are an disgrace to humanity." Y/n was cursing yoriichi out because he is making her do training.

"Likewise." Yoriichi replied.

"Lmao skill issues " Michikatsu said but y/n obviously couldn't hear him.

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"Phew! Finally.. I can go out.." Y/n finally goes out of yoriichi's house at 3:32 AM.

"Mom will kill me when she finds out that I sneaked out- AHHHHHHHHHH-" y/n yelled when someone tapped her shoulder 

"Y/n?"

"Tanjiro?!"

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"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. He said to the man runnin′ the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?" The man said, "No, we just sell lemonade-AHHH" sara screamed but calmed down when it was just zenitsu.

"AHHHHHHH-" zenitsu also screamed. Which made Sara automatically scream in sync.

"SHUT UP MONITSU AND SORADA!" inosuke yelled at both of them

"ITS ZENITSU YOU CREEPY BOAR HEAD!"

"ITS SARA! NOT SORADA!" 

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"Hey."

"Hi."

"What's up?"

"The sky."

"What colour?"

"Black."

"Cool."

"Cool."

Giyuu and muichiro is conversing with each other.. DUN DUN DUNNNNN..

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"OHHH." 

"WHAAT?"

"OH YEAH IM A GOOD PERSON😎"

"I DO MY CHORES😎"

"FOR MOMMYY😎"

"COULDN'T FIND A TRASH CAN SO I DUMPED IT IN THE OCEAN."

"UH!"

Y/n, zenitsu and inosuke where singing "Good person." In the middle of the street.. At 3:35 AM

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"Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait." Muichiro sang in monotone

 "Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie" obanai followed.

 "Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die" giyuu also went along.

"Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place" muichiro sang

 "Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die" obanai sang

 "eep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue "I wonder, what's this red button do?" Giyuu sang

"Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die." Muichiro sang.

"Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms." Obanai sang

"They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die So many dumb So many dumb ways to die" giyuu ended the sing. 

The trio clapped slowly with a blank face before slightly walking away. Since they three werent called for the mission.

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Chapter secrets->

-this is more of an crack chapter than a normal one.

-Sara ran away from the tomioka mansion. That's why she met zenitsu and inosuke who lost tanjiro and nezuko.

-everytime y/n and yoriichi was roasting eachother, michikatsu laughed his ass off

-The trio will make a beautiful comeback.

Next chapter posting on- May 9.

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