Reader X Eteled (Austinled) - Satire. Read desc.

Part 13

I feel the Wii turning on. Eteled goes out to the middle of the Mii plaza, sitting and waiting for Sam to go to the Mii Channel to create her Mii. 

"Eteled, are you sure you should reveal yourself?" You ask.

"She'll see me on the select character screen anyway." Eteled says. "The only reason she doesn't have to see you is because you're not fully a Mii."

Sam then went to the Mii channel, as expected. 

Eteled then turned his back to the camera. "Please don't delete me, please don't delete me" he repeated.

Sam looked confused, but at the same time concerned. "I'm not going to delete you, don't worry." Sam assures Eteled. 

"...you're not going to delete me? Everyone deletes me." Eteled turns, pretending to be confused. Great. His new tactic is manipulation. Better than murder, I guess.

"Well, why don't you want to be deleted?" Sam asks.

"This Wii was previously owned by someone else. A kid named Kyle. He deleted me." Eteled explains. "When Miis are deleted, they're sent to a terrible place."

"What is this terrible place?" Sam asks.

"It's a very bad place, Sam." Eteled says.

Sam is shocked Eteled knows her name, but then goes straight back to prying for answers. "Why's it so bad? What does it look like? Does the place have a name? How did you get out?"

"You ask too many questions." Eteled says. "And I don't want to talk about it."

Sam then exits the Mii channel and goes to Wii sports without creating her own Mii. She just uses Eteled. 

She plays boxing as Eteled, and wins every game easily. She was expecting to beat the easier opponents like that, but she didn't think every battle would be so easy. She thought maybe she was just skilled. She would've never guessed how long Eteled had trained for this. 

Eventually, Sam turned off the Wii to go to bed.

"Eteled?" You ask.

"What?" Eteled responds.

"Why are you being like this?" You ask. "With Sam. You made her feel bad for you so she wouldn't delete you, and then you gave her free wins in Wii Sports..."

"I don't want to have to be mean to her, y/n... I really just want the best for her, as the owner of this Wii." Eteled answers. "I don't want her to end up like Kyle."

"Well, you don't have to give her free wins in Wii Sports!" You exclaim. 

"I can't lose at Wii Sports." He says. "It's not possible. I physically cannot lose."

"Really?" You ask. "Sure you can. You've been playing for years straight, but..." you pause, "yeah, that's probably accurate, honestly."

"It really is." Eteled says. "Otherwise I wouldn't be winning like this. I'm stronger than Matt, y/n. Do you know how much power I have?"

"And you're stuck inside a Wii. You're pretty powerless by anyone's standards." You say. 

"Hey, you can't be mean to me like that." Eteled says. "You're the one who'd do anything to kiss me directly on the lips."

You look at him, then look away. You decide it's a better idea to just not respond.