all mbti

incorrect quotes

warning: this might be hard to read lol

ESTJ: *screams*

ENTJ: *screams louder to establish dominance*

IxFJ: should we do something!?

xxTP: no, i want to see who wins

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xxxx: i think ENTP was right

INxP: im suprised they havent marched in here to say 'i told you so.'

IxFJ: they wouldnt do that.

ENTP: youre right, IxFJ. for once in your life, youre 100% right. i would never say that!

ENTP: *turns around, the shirt theyre wearing says 'i told you so' on the back.

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ExTJ: how did none of you hear what i said?

ENxP: ive been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

INxP: i got distracted about halfway through.

INTJ: ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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xxFJ: can i be frank with you guys?

INTJ: sure, but i dont see how changing your name is going to help.

xNFP: can i still be xNFP?

xxTP: shh, let frank speak.

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xxTP: in my defense i was left unsupervised.

INFJ: wasnt IxFP with you?

IxFP: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.

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xNTP: hey xxFJ,

xxFJ: yes?

xNTP: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while its on?

xxFJ: ....

xxFJ: wheres ExFP?

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xxxx: i really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

INTP: its not an act, its just that im blunt and INFP isnt.

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ExFJ: i cant believe you live nearby and you wont let anyone crash at your place.

INTJ: you people already know too much about me.

xSTP: i know exactly three things about you, and one of them is that you wont let any of us crash at your place.

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xxFJ: are you sure this is the right direction?

ExTP: certainly, im as sure as i am honest!

INTP: in that case, were definitely lost.

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xxxx: we need a distraction.

xxxJ: is anyone here good at jumping down and making weird noises?

ExxP, whispering: my time has come

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ExTJ: hows the sexiest person in the room~?

xxxx: i dont know, how are they~?

ExTJ, flustered: i-

ExxP, yelling across the room: im doing great, thanks!

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oook im done