You think I will bow?! NEVER! (Omega Deku)(Villain Rehab)

I am Bob

This bed, this room, everything was perfect and I just loved it but I knew that it was about time that the one detective would show up. So when someone opened the door and meet me in my tiger form, laying across the bed with my paws up in the air, I didn't expect the first reaction to be some laughing and then the word 'cute'. Well yes, I agree. I was cute but I was also a killer machine. Anyways, I did change back, put on some clothes and got downstairs to where the officer would be waiting for us.

I could tell that the detective was curious while he looked at me. Dabi was not here so I could only guess that they would take one at a time to talk with him. Endeavor was with us in the room and there was also another hero. Did they think that would safe them from me? Oh how foolish they are but they are lucky that I wasn't in the mood to attack them, right now.

Detective: Hello. I'm Detective Tsukauchi. How's it going today?

Me: Oh how do I look? I am a misunderstood teenager and want to rip everything apart plus I am a villain. ... shouldn't you be more scared since I am a rough omega?!

Obviously, I had this big mischievous grin on my face which I couldn't help but simply show. I was never a good person to have my poker face on. That was just not who I was.

Detective: Maybe I should but I am fine here. Alright then, let's get down to business. What's your name?

Me: Ah, the question that starts it all... nothing new... nothing interesting... and something you know as welll.... hmmm.... . Well, you can call me... Bob. Yeah, Bob Smith.

I knew that I sounded scripted and not natural since I wanted to sound like it. It was a lot more fun messing with this man and see him react or maybe even playing along.

The detective looked at me with his eyebrow raised. Everyone could tell that I was lying but I was enjoying this right now.

Detective: Bob Smith, huh? Very creative. And your date of birth, Bob?

Oho!

Playing along?!

This is fantastic!

Well in this case....

Me: Hmm, let me think... Oh, right! It's April 1st, 2008. April Fools' Day, just my luck.

Despite everything this detective seemed still quite chill but then again, he was definitely trying soo hard not to laugh at all. I would make it my mission to make him laugh out loud for sure and if it is just for the feeling of winning something.

Detective: Well, Bob, you certainly have a knack for memorable dates. Now, how about your educational background? Did you attend school?

Me: Oh, of course! I was the star pupil... in the school of hard knocks. But yeah, I've been to a few schools here and there.

Detective: I bet you have. Now, Bob, about those... um, incidents. We've got evidence linking you to quite a number of... unfortunate events.

I was soo close on making him laugh. I knew it! I could feel it!

Let's put the most innocent face on here....

Me: Oh, you mean those little accidents? You can't prove anything, Detective! It was all just a big misunderstanding.

Detective: HAHAHAHAHAHA Right, right. Well, Bob, it seems like you've got quite the unique perspective on things.

And there it was. I made not only him laugh but I heard a snicker coming from a hero and not one but both. Well, I made their day for sure and this made mine. I liked this. I liked that they were not demanding and were playing along. Probably knew how to actually act around children my age and idiots as well as lunatics as well. What was I again? Ah yeah, a genius in disguise!

Me: Hey, life's too short to take everything so seriously, Detective. You should try it sometime.

Detective: Maybe I will, Bob. Maybe I will. Alright, let's get you on your way to the rehabilitation program. Hopefully, they've got a good sense of humor.... alright, let's start this from the beginning! How are you feeling today?

Me: Amused as you can tell.

Detective: I see. Well, I'm here to confirm some personal details before you're transferred to the rehabilitation program at UA. Let's start with your full name.

Me: Oh, I've gone by many names, Detective as you know Bob is one of them. But for the sake of paperwork, let's just stick with Izuku.

Detective: Izuku.... and?.....hah.... And your date of birth?

Me: Just Izuku and July 15, 16 years ago.

Detective: Thank you. Now, Izuku, I have to ask about your educational background. Have you attended school?

Me: Yeah, I've been to a few. Can't say I stayed long, though. School's not really my thing.... especially not bullying and beatings there.

Detective: Understood.... we will have to see into this claim... Now, I want to address the reason you're here. We have evidence linking you to the deaths of over 600 people. Can you confirm these allegations?

Me: Oh, you guys have been busy counting, huh? Yeah, I've had my fair share of... "encounters." But hey, who's keeping score?

Detective: Izuku, do you understand the seriousness of what you've done?

Me: I understand that you guys think it's serious. But honestly, Detective, it's just a means to an end for me.

Detective: And what end is that?

Me: Survival. In this world, you either get stepped on or you do the stepping. I chose the latter. Survival of the fittest after all.

Detective: But there are other ways to survive without resorting to violence.

Me: Hahahhahahahahaha sure, tell that to the folks who'd rather see me dead than look at me twice for being an omega. Tell that to the system that failed me time and time again.

Detective: We're trying to help you. The rehabilitation program is designed to give you a chance at a better life.

Me: Hah... A better life? Is that what you call it? Look, Detective, I'll play along with your little program. But don't expect miracles. I'm not some lost cause waiting to be saved.

Detective: Understood. We'll see how things progress. In the meantime, try to keep an open mind....and don't get yourself into trouble. You'll get one chance and once chance only.

I know.... and I never asked for it.