rando stuff that i think about now and again

college p2

time skip, too like maybe February actually yes feb is fab 

its almost valentines day the most gayest part of February well technically just saying but it all fairness why you would you spent money on your partner when you can litro do it every other day. but it was coming to that day slowly but surely and it was just a very shit day for abdy but what was the worst part of it? well i had the fattest crush on niamh and well she fucked off with one of my pals. 

flashback vunts

we were on a bus meaning me, eloise, niamh, lewis philly and aidan now nothing much was happening but aidan asked if he can come to mine and i said sure cause at the time we were pals, then we were just talking about things until he called niamh. i thought he was calling her to piss her off or something but no just having a full on conversation, butttt just before that call happened. he asked if i liked her, i said no just save myself even though it was the biggest lie of my life but shhhhhh no one gotta know. moving one after i said no he said that he liked her and only asked so we didnt have to fight over a girl. i did mumble a couple things under my breath that he heard but couldnt do much when niamh picked up. 

flashback over

 well me n elisha were sat in college one monday and she told me that niamh n aidan were a thing, i didnt say anything by it but i knew why niamh fucked off so recently and made up bullshite lies. although she couldve told me about it instead of hiding it but yk oh well nothing you coulda done to it.

couple days later

me n elisha were on call and she comes up with this bright idea to make niamh jealous, so her bright idea was to fake date for a both outcomes number 1 - a jealous niamh. number 2 - to get back at aidan cause him and elisha had a thing. yeah so that was her great and bright idea, and well i said to her fucked it n do it cause we didnt have much else to do. so we were on call every night and well i didnt speak to niamh or aidan for that matter, i was full on ignoring the pair of them. me and elisha became very close. always on call, snapping back and forth, chatting to eachother, always on fortnite with eachother and just keeping eachother company. eventually my mates found out that i had a "girlfriend" and well we both had to go to the flow, it was meant that not many cunts knew about it but yeah that didnt up to well. then i was getting rid off a load of things when a turtle apeared from my back and elisha asked if she could have it, i said yeah then it became our child, called jeremy. he was many of the cutest thing i seen in the world, i still love him but i dont see him very much now. we can discuss that another time.