Kokushibo, holding in his laughter: "Hey, how do.. you ask a cup of water.. how it is doing?"
Muzan: "A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it is incapable of having a thought process and understanding human language."
Kokushibo: "..."
Kokushibo: "Water you doing?"
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Kokushibo: "Oh, oh! What about this one?"
Muzan: "Go on."
Kokushibo: "Knock, knock."
Muzan: "Who's there?"
Kokushibo: "Hatch."
Muzan: "Hatch, who?"
Kokushibo: "BLESS YOU! <3"
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Kokushibo: "Why don't eggs tell each.. other jokes?"
Muzan: "Kokushibo, darling, you do tell jokes."
Kokushibo: ">:::O"
Kokushibo: "NO! It's because.. they would crack each other up!"
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Kokushibo: "Knock, knock."
Muzan: "Kokushibo, I swear—fine. Who's there?"
Kokushibo: "Boo."
Muzan: "Boo, who?"
Kokushibo: "Awh, stop crying."
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(I gave up on the names)
"Hey, Muzan."
"No."
"Knock, knock."
"No."
"... 🥺"
"Who's there?"
""Interrupting sheep."
"Interru—"
"BAAAAAHHHHH!!"
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BRO I AM SO UNMOTIVATED THAT IT HURTS 😭😭
I'VE GOT SO MANY DRAFTS THAT I CANT BE ARSED FINISHING!!
I MIGHT ADD MORE LATER ON
Anyways, have a good day/night!
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RomanceHello dear reader, This is most likely going to just be a place where I can move all my stories from my notes, into something a bit more organised. I do take requests, but don't be offended if I don't do any. I don't have much motivation, but when I...
