Issac's mind: well this is it. My 1st day of middle school, me and the guys are standing outside all silent, You see back in elementary me and the bros lived really close to school (harold lived right across from it) however the middle and high school are like way more far away. Like an hour drive away. So my dad said that I should live in an apartment, and best of all they'd make me pay for it. Then I told him about how I didn't wanna leave my bros behind so he talked to their parents and know were all doing this. At least my mom convinced my dad to not make us pay for it ourselves. All of the parents will only visit during Saturday or for an important emergency so we can have freedom.
Trent: *tugs at Isaacs shirt* Dude the bus is here
Issac: oh Alright
Chandler: what are ya, deaf and blind?
Harold: Shut up fatty
Chandler: I'm not fat this is body mass!
Will: guys stop, we need to make a good 1st impression
*At class*
Trent: *whispers to the guys* I have a bad feeling about this
Will: Dude you have a bad feeling about everything just enjoy the new experience
Trent:ok I'll try
They all sat at their assigned seats, which none of them were by each other.
Harold's mind: Oh boy, we aren't with each other! I was looking forward to sitting with issac, will, and trent. Oh ya and I guess fatso would've been there too. I don't know why we hang out with him, all he does is insult us and act like a narcissistic douche.
Stranger: Hi there, you new?
Harold: Ya. I'm harold pleasure to meet you.
Dexter: well my names dexter, and I'm smarter than you, I'm smarter than einstein.
Harold just rolled his eyes and shrugged, the teacher soon walked in and class began.
Mr. Garken: Hi class, I art thou new teacher. My names on the chalkboard right there *he then points to his private part and not the board* Since I'm bored already, all ya haves to do is stand up say your name and say 1 thing about yourself.
1 by 1 in order the class each stood up said something about themselves. Including the main guys.
Issac: I'm issac and I love action movies
Trent: I'm trent and I love when people don't shout
Chandler: I'M CHANDLER AND McCornald's is amazing
Will: I'm will and I find this world absolutely awful
Harold: I'm harold and I think mark marbles is overrated*at lunch*
Issac: ugh, this "chicken nugget" is a rock that says chicken nugget on it with red marker.
Will: not even the food in elementary was that bad.
All the guys then looked at Chandler who looked like he was happily enjoying the rocks
Chandler: hey are you guys gonna eat your nuggies
Everyone except harold passed their trays to Chandler
Harold: your so desperate for anything to eat aren't you?
Chandler: the hell are you going on about
Harold: dude, these are rocks! You clearly have issues if you can enjoy eating Rocks!
Chandler: Woah, harold has to act like a dick for no reason again. I'm sorry that I'm perfect and can enjoy things, unlike all you debby downers.
Trent: guys please no arguing. Also Chandler why did you yell your name and your opinion when I just said how I hated yelling.
Chandler: So that way you can stop being a pussy, that's why.
Harold: Why are being so cruel!
Issac: HEY GUYS
The 4 of them began staring at issac
Issac: look we can't argue like this. We need to be there for each other. Soon were going to be in high school and then we'll be out in the real world. It'll be easier if we have bros we can depend on. That's why I want our group to have a name. The undersquad.
Will: I like that name.
Chandler: yeah and if anyone wants to join they'll have to pay me 13 bucks.
Harold: look Chandler I'm genuinely sorry about my actions, I wanna be less judgemental in the future
Chandler: it's ok harold, I know people like you are always gonna be jealous of awesome people like me
Harold was about to say something, but the bell cut him off, and since it's a half day, they got to leave and go to the bus
YOU ARE READING
The Undersquad - Volume l
HumorIn the town of moosebuck, 5 6 graders by the names of Issac lep, Trent tykl, chandler chalv, will wembleton, and harold camalef go on wild adventures. WARNING: Mean Spirited jokes and characters, homophobic and sexist remarks, Also there's some 🍑💨...