Person 1: "New year new me!"
Person 2: "Shut up, no one cares, remember last year, it didn't happen."
Person 1: "Just watch!"
2 days later
He sat on a couch, ate a ton of chips and watched netflix.
He died of sitting on the couch for too long.
R.I.P Couch, we will miss you.
Person 2: "Faggot."
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