BNHAPOV: When the LOV kidnapped Bakugou...Bakugou: ...Shigaraki: ...Dabi: ...Toga: ...Kurogiri: ...Spin: ...Compress: ...Bakugou: so are you gay?Dabi: PFF-Shigaraki: What the- ME?!Bakugou: yes you crusty musty dusty rusty ahh continue candy long haired emo looking bitch- who else?Toga: I mean Dabis pretty gayBakugou: yeah no shit, him and hawks have literally fucked in the middle of Endevours agency beforeDabi: I still stand by the fact that that was an act anarchySpin: oh dear...Kurogiri: *sigh...*Shigaraki: You little shit do you know where you are? Is that really the question you should be asking right now!!?Bakugou: I don't know I've seen lots of Kurogiri X Shigarakis in my timeKurogiri: hol' up-Shigaraki: what? No, Kurogiri is obviously best shipped with AizawaToga: I ship AFO X Kurogiri!Spin: you sick bastard- this is why we didn't give you the WiFi password.Toga: what? It's hot, AFO bottom!AFO: no Toga, how many times do I have to tell you I'm dating All Might!Bakugou: called it!Shigaraki: what?Spin: what?Toga: oop-Dabi: what?Kurogiri: what?AFO: I mean what?Shigaraki: I'm going to choose to ignore that-Bakugou: so are you gay or not?Shigaraki: I'm not! Can we just drop this already?!Bakugou: so no homo?Shigaraki: no homo. Bakugou: no homo. Shigaraki: no homo. Bakugou: not even homo side?Shigaraki: well yes homo sideBakugou: so you are gayShigaraki: no I said no homoBakugou: but you said yes to homo sideShigaraki: yes homo side, but no homoBakugou: so no homoShigaraki: no homoBakugou: but homo sideShigaraki: yes homo sideBakugou: so no homoShigaraki: no homoBakugou: but homosexualShigaraki: yes, homo- wait-Bakugou: AHA! SO YOU ARE GAYDabi: oooooohhh~Shigaraki: NO I MEANT-Toga: gay gay homosexual gayKurogiri: oop-AFO: I bet he's dating IzukuDabi: since when were you on a first name basis with that Deku kid?AFO: don't worry about itSpin: are we just going to ignore what master just said?Toga: no but hear me out Shigaraki X All Might- All Might bottomAFO: No! All Mights mine!- I mean what?Bakugou: nonono, it's definitely Shigaraki X Kurogiri Spin: what the- are we just going to ignore what master said again?!Dabi: didn't you just say that you shipped Kurogiri and Shigaraki?Bakugou: one word; threesome. Kurogiri: dear god no*KAPOW*Midoriya: Kacchan!Bakugou: Deku!Iida: We're here to rescue you!Shigaraki: hah! Yeah right you fools, as if you guys can get past-Midoriya: so is he gay?!Shigaraki: what?Toga, Dabi, Bakugou, AFO: Yup!Midoriya: damnit!Todoroki: I knew it! That's 5$, Midoriya. Midoriya: ahh I'll get you your money laterIida: what is happening?Momo: uhm... aren't we here to rescue Bakugou from the very threatening and deadly villains?Midoriya: are you 100% being real?Bakugou: yup, he's a gay, said it himselfShigaraki: did not-Bakugou: not as gay as I am for you tho *lip bite*Midoriya: *lip bite*Todoroki: I can't be,I eve it I'm surrounded by homosexuals- let me guess, you're Kurogiri and AFOs secret love child?Shigaraki: WHAT?!AFO: Guys stop shipping me with Kurogiri I'm taken!.... by all might- I mean what-Todoroki: that's right! Of corse- Midoriyas the secret love child of AFO and All Might- YOU MUST BE THE SECRET LOVE CHILD OF- OF-Dabi: Kurogiri and Endevour?Todoroki: *GASP* YOURE TOYA?!Dabi: HAHAHAHAHA- ahhh I've taught you well, little brother...Shigaraki: WHAT- STAY OUT OF THIS FAGGOT-Dabi: oh sister- stop being such a BIYASS and welcome to the family~Shigaraki: WHAT THE-AFO: OHMYGAWD MY BBG IS HEREAll Might: I AM HEREToga: I still stand by All Might X Shigaraki... or shigaraki x all might I mean what-AFO: Ahhh All Might... we meet again...AM: AFO! Let's settle this. AFO: let's settle this indeed... *lip bite*AM: HAVENT YOU TAKEN ENOUGH?! THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES- STRIP DKWN AND FIGHT ME ALREADY!Toga, Dabi, Bakugou, Todoroki, Midoriya: ayo-AFI: STILL MAD ABOUT HOW I FORKED YOUR MOM?!Everypne: *gasp*All Might: DONT BRING WHAT YOU DID TO MY SWEET MOMMY INTO THIS! YOU VILE MONSTER DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU DID?!AFO: AHAHAHAHAAH I DO AND ILL DO IT AGAIN TO YOU!!Shigaraki: wait- is that why this whole rivalry between master and All Might started?AFO: Yeah?Shigaraki: because you wabba-wabba-ding donged his mom?AM: No. it was more than that... he forced my poor mama to top. Everyone: gasp
