Infected Romance || RusAme || Original by soup_underwater

Chapter 04: Out of order

UN's POV:

The scent of fresh coffee is just an excellent aroma to wake up to after a tedious day of work, waking the individual up with its strong scent gently carrying me out of my sleep. It may or may not be a good replacement for someone called NAT-

"BLOODY HELL-", someone yelled from outside of my room, followed by a deafening crash from downstairs, which was quickly over-tuned by the sound of metal crashing into each other. Almost immediately, I felt my consciousness slip back into my body within mere seconds, while my body shot up straight.

"EU?", another male voice called out loud from the room next to me, to which steps were heard until they disappeared. I let an exhale leave my mouth, just before sitting up, waiting for the blood to rush back into my body and preventing me from blacking out.

Rather quickly this time, I snatched my white morning robe and slipped out of my door to look down upon the commotion downstairs.

Our "home" was a customizable Building on private property in the Angelic realms. ASEAN usually takes it upon himself to make us a new layout every two months or so, trying to improve it with the help of its ability. Once he created us a whole castle, but took it down within two minutes because "it was too big" for his liking.

The current design he had was quite neat, consisting of a centre piece, which was a mix of our loving room and kitchen, an Island bench deeming as our dining table. It then had various of doors, which instead of leading outside, lead to our pantry, ASEAN's "witchcraft" room, EU's Library of infinity and my office.

On the second floor, which no stairs lead to due to every one of us being able to simply use our wings to get up, were simply our bedrooms. I'm personally unaware of the looks of ASEAN's and EU's room, but mine consists of my bedroom, a small stand with a personal coffee machine, another desk and shelves all across the walls, deeming as excessive storage for my documents.

As I looked at the commotion, my eyes were greeted by the sight of five dozen of pans scattered across the kitchen and partially the living room, our sink overflowing, the coffee machine on fire, our microwave's leftover scraps everywhere, our plates shattered, some cabinets completely broken into various pieces, the remains of our oven releasing smoke into our kitchen, ASEAN about to open a window to let the smoke out and EU sitting on the ground uninjured in the middle of the chaos.

My eyes widen at the sight, while I rushed to fly downstairs towards the kitchen. "I'm fine, UN-" EU murmured as he got up, just to find me flying right past him to my coffee machine. "That's.. interesting.." He shrugged, flicking his finger, as a blue aura circled around every single scrape, returning it into its old position.

ASEAN then stalked over, slapping EU across the face the moment he could reach him. "YOU were supposed to stay out of the kitchen for this exact reason, EU. You woke UN up!", EU just rubbed his cheek and shrugged, walking over to my coffee machine.

"So you see-" he started, staring at me for a few seconds while talking to ASEAN. "This time I didn't mess up UN's coffee!" He extracted his arms in a celebratory matter, while confetti exploded all over the place. ASEAN deadpanned, groaned and walked over to his personal room in the first floor. "YOU'RE THE REASON ME AND UN COULDN'T ATTEND THE COOKING CONTEST BETWEEN US THREE." And the door slammed shut.

With another motion of a hand, which belonged to me this time, a fresh cup of coffee placed itself on the Island bench, just shortly before the bell rang. Expectingly, I rushed towards the door, almost spilling my coffee while doing so, and threw the door open to reveal a tall, muscular figure in front of me.

He had a white ring on his face, a star with 4 corners in the centre, which had white stripes extract from every of those corners with a short distance.