GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR if anyone i know personally sees this, no you fucking didn't.
the bald figure said, "This is Neil Cicierega, AKA, Lemon Demon, I'm on my side account because I got locked out of my main account, can you please give me your credit card information so I can buy a new microphone and continue making music" and held his hand out, waiting for creep-p to hand their credit card over.
creep-p screamed and started biting neil's fingernails, "OH NO YOU DON'T SCAM ME BITCH"
neil cried for 25 hours and then finally gathered his courage to stand up for himself, "i'm not scamming you luci!!!" "i just want to collab"
c: "why don't you have hair"
n: "do i need it"
c: "i guess you don't but i'm baldphobic so i booly"
n: "GRGRGRGRGGR DONT BOOLY"
c: "anyway yeah sure we can collab let's do it right now"
they sang a song about baldphobia and why it's good (neil grew pretty hair)
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backflips
Fanfictionfanfic about creep-p doing backflips in party city, it's not long and not meant to be very good
