COUGHS VIOLENTLY (5)

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i hate this now ngfl, sorry if this chapter is too nonsensical lol
creep-p found jackie (YO SHE'S BACK) in uh the jackie corporation facility (she breathes corporate cash) and just kinda stood there until she noticed them. "omg.... bestie pookie.. you're miku!!!!!!!!!" jackie exclaimed happily, hugging creep-p. 
"augh fuck i still am?" creep-p asked, groaning. jackie handed them a mirror, and creep-p looked into it, seeing the long blueish green hair the incident gave them. "SHIITTTTTTTTT," creep-p yelled (cussing problem, bcuz same) 


"can u do a backflip outside of party city yet?" jackie asked them. so creep-p did a backflip, and failed miserably, practically crushing the bones in their back, ass, and legs lmao. jackie realized that their bones were like fully broken, so she called 911, explained what happened, and an ambulance immediately came, definitely speeding. they went to the hospital and met bule face (bowel face) because he had a crippling illness (pls no vent). 

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