That's the tea!

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Scene abt in stayed gone where alastor calls out vox with back story hehe

Well this was absolutely fuckin humiliating, wasn't it?

That stupid little deer bitch literally fucked up his song!

Vox could feel his screen glitch as he heard his well-hated rival singing the words from his crappy old radio shit he called "the proper media" compared to the ACTUAL proper media which was modern technology. He and looked around from inside the screens to see demons' curious faces that glanced back and fourth at the two audio sources.

"and here's the sugar on the cream,"

...don't you dare...

"He asked me to join his team!"

!!

"I said no and now he's.. PISSY! That's the tea!~"

...FUCK YOU..!!

for the radio demon to completely roast the shit out of him then to top it all off, call out vox like that - he was pissy alright. But he couldn't just stand there and take it! He had to say some shit back to him and make him regret EVER coming back.

"Y-Y-YOUUUU O-O-OLLDD TIMEY PRICK! II'LL SHOW YOU S-SUFFERING...."

And of course, he just HAD to stutter like be always did, didn't he! Way to go vox...

"Uh-oh!~ the TV is buffering~"

And, of course, alastor just HAD to razz him about it.. Just like he always did..

Just like he always did. At least it used to be kinda funny... now it just left vox outraged! Or maybe alastor just isn't funny anymore; it's not like vox is easily offended or anything!

But whatever, he needs to uh, assert his dominance and show him who's boss! Yeah! He should know not to mess with THE vox!

"I'LL DESTRO-OY-Y Y-YOU-UU...."

fuck

"I'm afraid you've lost your signal!"

And of course, he make himself look really fucking stupid in front of all of hell... in front of alastor...just like he always did.

fucking stupid radio deer asshole....

The whole day, the TV overlord couldn't help but think about the little...scenario that happened earlier. It was all that circled his head; the radio demon was all that circled his head! , I mean- it's not very special because he's pretty much ALWAYS thinking of him. This was different though.

He wasn't sure what emotion to feel.

He was filled with anger and hatred for his rival. Now, was that because he hated him or the fact he left for so, so long and just came back like nothing even happened!

Or was he upset that he just left for so long without explanation leaving vox worried sick thinking he was dead or that something bad happened to him? Was he upset that his best friend, alastor, the person he trusted the most just abandoned him and now things just weren't the same anymore?

But a part of him was...

Relieved. Relieved that he was okay, and that he was doing just fine. Even if it were without him.

It made his flat screen head ache, and he could hear the fans running.

He turned to the stacks of paperwork he practically slacked through as he just couldn't get through due to his head full of the radio demon... He decided he needed a break from all the stress he had going on, I mean just looking at all that paperwork made him wanna smash his screen into the table. Not to mention the shit Valentino created for him to clean up...

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