wolfy one shots

liam dunbar + text posts p2

**I swear I don't mean to make Malia seem stupid in this. Maybe naive but never stupid. I love her a lot. This also won't be about anyone capturing Liam haha sorry

ALS THANK YOU LOTS FOR 300 VOTES ON THESE ONE SHOTS LOVE YOU ALL**

Text post: i cant wait to get a boyfriend. im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and I put some grass and a twig in it.

People that have to be involved: Liam

"Hey, Liam?" Malia asked, stepping into this room and sitting in front of him on his bed.

"Yeah?" He replied, not looking up, but continuing to work on the many pieces of paper that he had strategically placed in front of him.

"Would you mind answering something for me?"

"Um, I'm kinda trying to do my ho-"

"Great, thank you. Okay, so I'm having trouble with this guy-"

"Oh no." Liam said starting to look up at her.

"-He obviously goes to Beacon Hills-"

"Oh my god, no" he stared as she continued.

"-He's really cute, but I don't know how to talk to him besides walking up to him and just kissing him but that's not really talki-"

"So, you're asking me," he interrupted her ramblings, "how you can get a boyfriend?"

"Yes, I thought that would be obvious." She said, furrowing her eyebrows at him.

"Malia! Why would you ask me how to get a boyfriend?!" He almost shouted, tossing his pencil to the side, forgotten like his homework.

"Well, you're a boy." She deadpanned.

"I-I don't know how to get a boyfriend, Malia, I'm 15 and I'm almost sure I like girls."

She gave him a teasing smirk, "Almost?"

"Not the point!"

Malia sighed, "Fine, then will you answer my question?" She asked again.

"For the last time, Malia, I don't know. Please, please for the love of god, ask someone else." He pleaded her, now looking around him for his pencil. He was regretting throwing it.

"But- fine, who should I ask?"

"I don't know, maybe Lyd-" he was interrupted by Malia, who he was pretty sure wasn't even listening to him anymore.

"Oh, I know, I'll ask Derek! He seems like he knows about relationships and stuff."

Liam arched an eyebrow at her, "Um, Malia, I really don-"

"Thanks, Liam! I'll tell you how it goes later!" She said happily, cutting him off again and jumping off his bed. She smiled widely and jogged to the alphas room.

"Yeah, please do." He said with a sigh, now basically to himself. He shook his head and went back to work.

"Okay! I'm all set. I know exactly what to do." His work was cut off yet again by Malia, who came bounding into his room and hopping onto the bed. She got herself comfortable into her previous spot, but he hadn't noticed that she held something behind her back.

"Malia, seriously, I have a test to-" he replied, irritability scribbling down another piece of information when Malia interrupted him.

"I can't wait to have a boyfriend. I'm all prepared. I punched some holes in the lid of this jar and I put some grass and a twig in it."

"I - I don't even know what to say to that, how am I supposed to respond to something li- oh my god, you really did it." Liam interrupted himself when she pulled out an actual jar with actual grass and a twig in it. He raised his eyebrows and looked at her, waiting for an explanation.

"Yeah, Derek told me it was like trying to catch fireflies and all this other advice about boys so I- He flat out lied to me about all of it, didn't he?"

"Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to ask our extremely protective father figure how to get a boyfriend."