talk dirty to me.(NSFW)

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Your d1ck is a j0ystick 🎀🎀

Leon and hiro were just casually laying on their bed talking about stuff. Eventually they cuddled. Leon got an idea pop into his head. He fixed his spikey red hair so it was not in his eyes before burying his face into hiro's chest and groaning. Hiro flinched and had a faint red hue on his face. "What's up, Leon?..." He questioned. Leon looked up at him with a cheeky grin and half-lidded eyes. "Hiro..we should do a challenge, dude." The dreaded man sighed. "A challenge? How does that even cross your mind when we're comfortable like this... What kind of challenge anyway?"...Leon giggled slyly "well...who has the dirtiest pick up lines!" Yasuhiro chuckled and wrapped his arms around Leon's neck, pulling him closer. "Well, that sounds like something right up my alley. But are you sure you want to go down this path? I have a pretty long list." Leon had a competitive glint in his eyes. "You'll never win against me, dude" he flashed a cocky grin. Yasuhiro smirked and played along with Leon's competitiveness. "Oh, confidence. I like that. But don't underestimate my pickup line collection, man. I've got more than enough to leave you speechless, dude."

Leon cleared his throat. "Okay...let's begin...are you a trampoline?..cause I'd like to bounce up and down on you~"...Yasuhiro smirked and blushed at Leon."Oh, that's weak, man. You can do better than that."
He leaned closer, their faces just inches apart. "How about this one: Are you a chicken breeder? Because you're sure raising some cocks around here." Leon was not expecting that out of hiro's mouth but took it anyway. "Well..uhm..I only intend to raise one cock..." Yasuhiro blushed and smiled. "Yeah, that's right. And it seems like you're already getting the hang of this." He leaned in even closer, their foreheads touching as he continued.  "But let me give you the hardest one I have.".. Leon's eyes widened and he scooted back abit as his cheeks reddened.."okayy...okay!.. moving on its my turn." Leon regained his composure and cocky attitude...."Are you a lollipop..? Cause I wanna suck on you for ages.."..Yasuhiro's confidence wavered for a moment, a faint blush spreading across his cheeks. "Whoa, didn't expect that from you," he said with a hint of excitement in his voice. "You're getting quite bold, huh? But I've got something even better."..

Yasuhiro's eyes locked on Leon's. "Are you a library book? Because I can't wait to check you out, borrow you, and take you home." Leon giggled softly to himself. ".. good one!... But I've got better...are you a rollercoaster?.. cause the faster you go the louder I scream~" he fiddled with the buttons on hiro's shirt. Yasuhiro's eyes widened at Leon's response. "Ooohhh, you're good. That one almost got me,.... almost." he admitted, his cheeks slightly reddening.
He shifted closer to Leon and gently ran his hand through Leon's hair, looking into his eyes intently. "Are you a time bomb? Because I can't resist the countdown until I explode in ecstasy with you." Leon was again taken aback by this. Maybe hiro was rubbing off him...Yasuhiro let out a victorious laugh upon seeing Leon's flushed cheeks. He knew he had landed a winning line...."Looks like I got you this time," he teased, a smug grin on his face. "But I'm not done yet. I have plenty more in the chamber." Leon pouted. "No fair!.. I'll definitely win..hmn.." he closed his eyes for a moment before grinning again. "hm....are you a necklace?.. because I'd like your hand wrapped around my neck while I take you~.." hiro blushed again covering his mouth..

"uhm..." He mustered out. Leon shot out another cocky grin. "Looks like I won!~"..he chuckled. "Damn, that's... really hot. You're getting very good at this, man," he admitted, his voice betraying a hint of surprise. He took a moment to recover, clearing his throat before striking back. "Alright, my turn again.....are you a candle? Because I want to burn out all night with you." Leon bit his lip "damn...that was hot..but anyway.... you're the only thing that's goes inside me from the front and back.." yasuhiro's face flushed "Damn, Leon," he managed to stutter out, his voice shaky. "You really know how to bring up the heat, don't you?" He tried to compose himself, attempting to regain some control in the game...."Are you a power outlet? Because I just want to plug into you and charge up," he whispered in Leon's ear.

Leon's face lit up with a blush again before he winked. "..woahh... By the way...The mirror in your picture shows me in your pants. That is some great fortune telling, dude..." Yasuhiro chuckled at Leon's playful response, enjoying the game. "Oh, you naughty motherfucker...You really know how to turn a line into something dirty," he replied, a smirk on his face.
"And don’t worry, my foresight is second to none. I definitely see us ending up with a lot fewer clothes on later." Leon played with his hair while having an intense gaze on hiro..."...My voice ain’t deep, but my throat is..." Yasuhiro smirked further...."yanno ....I can't resist when you say things like that. Makes me wonder just how deep that throat really goes."..Leon gave a smug look..."I don't know...but it's deep enough to fit you.." yasuhiro grinned his eyes darkening with desire..."I have a good idea how deep it can go," he murmured..He ran his fingers through Leon's hair. "But don't get too cocky. I still have some tricks up my sleeve," he added, a sly grin on his face. "We're not done playing this game, yanno." Leon's gaze also darkened.."well...I think I'm winning...".. yasuhiro shook his head and pulled him in closer. "Are you a guitar? Because I just want to pick you and play with you all night long"... Leon giggled again at the playful remark. ..."...oohh~.. you're increasing my hand kink, bro..You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill."...Hiro ran his fingers up Leon's arm, a playful grin on his face. "Well, I can assure you I'm great at filling openings...both with my hands and other parts."...

Leon blushed furiously gripping hiro's shirt. "Well..d-damn.. dude.." hiro chucked at Leon's reaction "Don't get shy on me now," he teased, his fingers tracing patterns on Leon's skin. "You're the one who started this game, remember? Can't get all flustered on me just because I'm playing back, right?"..Leon gained the competitive glint in his eyes again.."I'm not shy, man!.." he ran his hands through his hair untangling the few knots in it. "Are you an elevator...cause I'd always go up and down on you..." Yasuhiro's cheeks grew even redder at Leon's playful comment. "Damn, Leon," he chuckled, shaking his head. "You sure know how to make me flustered. But keep it up, I like it.....and to answer your question....Yes, you can definitely ride me up and down all night long." Leon couldn't resist the urges anymore he got ontop of hiro and straddled his waist and whined. "Fuck! I can't do this anymore...give me that hard cock already!.." hiro grinned. "Ofcourse...is this the reward for winning?.." he slowly changed they're position making Leon lay on his back. "I hope your legs don't mind being separated for an entire night, dude..."

I got half these pick up lines from rizz pickup line shorts 💀

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