Hagakureon fics🎀

bad days (SFW)

Tsundere baseball star and clairvoyant weed man cuddle and talk about cryptids. 100% real. No clickbait.

Leon was laying on the bed. Feeling gloomy. He was wearing yasuhiro's hoodie and tracing the pattern on the pillow cover. Yasuhiro walks and plops on the bed looking over at Leon. "What's wrong,baby?"....Leon sighed "nothin'...just...gloomy.." he fiddled with hiro's hoodies strings..".I know... it's one of those days for you, huh?" Yasuhiro would ask, pulling Leon close to him and giving him a soft smile and a small kiss on the forehead.

It's okay, Leon. It's alright... *Yasuhiro would say, gently running his fingers through Leon's hair. Leon sighed again before muttering "..yeah..." buried his face in the crook of his neck before commenting. .. "You smell like some kinda flower incense...I like it..." Yasuhiro looked at Leon "You know? I never thought you'd be a fan of incense. I mean, with the punk aesthetic and everything..."Yasuhiro chuckles "..hmn...I just like it cuz it reminds me..of ....ah forget it....and cuddle mee"..Leon blushes. "Hmm? Forget what?" Yasuhiro would tease, smiling a bit. Nonetheless, he cuddled Leon close and held him tightly, gently petting his head..." you give good cuddles for someone whos obsessed with bigfoot n' aliens..." Leon giggled.. " Hey, Bigfoot's no laughing matter! I'm sure he's real! My gut is telling me that he exists, that's why!"...Yasuhiro would say with a bit of a chuckle, continuing to cuddle with Leon and run his fingers through his hair.

"Pfft, of course not! It's not like I can just find him walking around." Yasuhiro would laugh a bit, rolling his eyes. "It's just more of a gut feeling that he's out there! I mean, do you believe that there's life on other planets? That aliens exist?"..Leon scurnched up his face. "..oh c'mon you idiot. The only proof of aliens you have is that one time they "stole" your hamburger.." hiro scoffed " how am I an idiot!? They totally stole my damn burger!" Yasuhiro would say firmly and defensively, he was totally not still upset about that whole incident at all.."so it just flew up out of your hand....into the sky?.. what the fuck, hiro?"..."I'm telling you, I know what I saw! I know that it was an alien spaceship, they totally yoinked my burger! What's so hard to understand about that!?"
Yasuhiro would be slightly annoyed that Leon didn't believe him, he was certain he wasn't making this up either..Leon relaxed his scurnched up face "you sure you weren't high back then?.".."I may have been smoking a joint at the time, but that's not the point here! I know what I saw! It was an ufo, damn it! They're trying to use my burger for experiments! It's obvious!"..Leon kuwata leaned back on the pillow knowing there's no point in arguing with him about cryptids.

Leon peeped up "okay then....by the way...what the fuck is that comic book on your desk titled "50 true cryptid stories"?" Hiro's face brightened. "Finally!..don't knock it till you've tried it, babe!..That thing has some really intriguing information on the paranormal, aliens, myths, folklore, everything!" Yasuhiro would pick it up off his desk with a goofy grin. Leon squinted his eyes in confusion  "I thought you hated paranormal stuff? Last time Sakura said the word "ghost" and you almost pissed yourself"..hiro shivered. "T..that's because ghosts are the most frightening of the paranormal! Aliens are no big deal, cryptids are nothing, I can even deal with the existence of demons, but g-ghosts are the one thing I cannot stand." Yasuhiro would shiver a bit more at the mere mention of them, they scared him the most. Leon smirked in mischief.

"Boo" Leon says with a shit eating grin on his face. "H-hey, cut it out! It's just g-ghosts, okay!? They're terrifying! They're i-invisible, they can go through walls, and they'll probably steal your s-soul or something terrifying like that!!"
Yasuhiro would say, getting visibly scared and slightly annoyed by Leon's teasing. Leon giggled and turned off the light and continue imitating a ghost to tease hiro.."booooo....ooooohhh.." "A-AHH!! Once the lights went off and Leon started imitating a ghost, Yasuhiro was absolutely terrified. He immediately held onto Leon, hugging tightly onto him with his eyes closed and shaking a bit... Leon giggled and switched on the light and kissed hiro's cheek. "Sowwyyy weedlingg~~" Leon apologized, hugging hiro.."C-...curse you, Leon! That wasn't funny!"..Yasuhiro would say, he was still shaking a bit and clinging onto Leon. But he was slowly starting to calm down thanks to the kiss, his face was flustered..
"Oh yeah, hilarious..."Yasuhiro says, slightly annoyed and embarrassed. Although, he wouldn't stay annoyed for long, especially not with a kiss. He smiles and leans in a bit for another kiss. Leon moaned slightly then something flashed his mind. "Hey hiro I saw a chapter in your little book."

"Hm? A chapter, you say? Which chapter?.".yasuhiro would ask, having a somewhat surprised look on his face at the news. He let go of Leon a bit, although still holding him close, in order to go and grab his cryptid book...."what the hell is a friggin' tambaloslos?!!-" Leon asked in genuine confusion.
"Ah, the tambaloslos. It's a bit of a lesser known cryptid, but still fairly common to the Philippines. It's a terrifying creature.." yasuhiro would speak with a bit of a serious tone to his voice, clearly getting a bit spooked by the mere thought of this creature..
"what the fuck does it do?" Leon asked with genuine curiosity this time. Hiro gulped "There's a lot of stories about it, but some of the more infamous claims involve things like luring people into the woods by pretending to be an attractive male or female, and then it uses it's giant dick to trap and..." Yasuhiro would trail off as he spoke, the mere thought of such an incident seemed to scare him. Leon's eyes widened "excuse me- Giant dick-?!" Leon was not expecting that.

"It is said that those unfortunate enough to encounter a tambaloslos do not come back the same, if they come back at all. And if you get lost in the forest, you never know just when one may be around..." Yasuhiro would continue, his tone growing more and more serious at the very mention of them. It's clear that he doesn't joke around on the matter of cryptids to which Leon found stupid.

"Yeah... and this is why I'm glad we don't live in the Philippines. You never see a tambaloslos coming, they strike when you least expect it..." Hiro trembled. Leon rolled his eyes.. "you do know that stuffs a bunch of bullshit, right?"..Leon crossed his arms at hiro's stupidity. "No it's not! I've seen proof of it!"...Yasuhiro would say, slightly offended that Leon didn't believe him. He did have some pretty solid evidence of this cryptid existing, at least to him he did..".hmnm...yeah sure, dude. ...you sure love your penis monster.". Leon said in a sarcastic tone before burying his face in hiro's chest.
"It's not a penis monster it's a cryptid!"
Yasuhiro would continue to defend his ideas but he seemed to get slightly distracted by Leon. He'd blush a bit and look down at him, gently running one of his hands through Leon's hair...
Leon sighed "bro that's basically what it is. It has a big penis."..."It's just one of its features, okay!? There's different cryptids too, like the bunyip and the kappa and so many!"
Yasuhiro would continue to try and argue but it was obvious that he would never win. He lets out a sigh of defeat and looks back at Leon.
"the friggin' what... anyway shut up and cuddle me." Leon demanded .

"Hey, listen, I was just explaining a-...."
Yasuhiro would cut himself off as Leon told him to shut up and cuddle him. He'd sigh and roll his eyes, laying back down on the bed and cuddling with Leon as he continued to hold him close, smiling in content.
"You made my day better.." Leon nuzzles into yasuhiro's chest. " I did?" hiro would question, letting out a soft sigh of contentment as they cuddled together like this. It brought a smile to his face to know that he'd managed to make Leon feel better, even in the slightest...
"I'm glad then. You deserve to feel better, you handsome punk..." Yasuhiro chuckled "Good night weed man." Leon giggled.
Yasuhiro laughs and playfully shoves Leon, rolling his eyes as he nuzzles into his neck a bit. "Night, my little punk."

Yes. The tambaloslos is an actual thing. Look it up 😭💀