*SUN ADDED MERCURY, VENUS, EARTH, AND FIVE OTHERS*
Sun: so you all STAY IN YOUR ORBITS...
Venus: actually what the fuck
Earth: actually, stfu 😒
Venus: CANNOT be talking when your dumbass self got lost your moon. twice.
Earth: atleast I have a moon.
Venus: hey, zoozve is a nice moon.
Earth: zoozve isn't even a moon 😭😭
Earth: that THING is a quasimoon. Dumbass.
Venus: stfu you nasty ass bitch
Mars: okay, chill guys-
Venus: okay, shut your stupid ass mouth mars.
Mars: what'd I do???
Venus: decide it was a good time to talk.
Mars: bro.
Neptune: i swa guialnmo tdyar. brhas cteqush tatsss liks shit.
Earth: lil bro cant spell anything except "shit" 💀
Mercury: what 😭
Uranus: he said, "I saw Guillermo today. Bruv's tea tastes like shit."
Venus: who's Guillermo.
Uranus: an asteroid.
Earth: just like mars' moons.
Mars: .
Mars: actually stfu you nasty ass bitch who's earthlings treat him like a fucking barbie doll: no respect, no remorse, and no fucking thought. Like, how tf do you mess up that badly.
Earth: bros been hanging around Venus too long 💀💀💀
Mars: tf
Venus: I'd actually never wanna hang out with that hoe.
Earth: WILD 😨😨😨😨
Earth: Me, personally, would not let that slide.
Uranus: What is Saturn doing?
Saturn: writing down my moon's names so I don't forget them.
Venus: depressed ahh
Earth: can we remove venus?
Venus: WHATD I DO???
Earth: @SVNPVNZ can we PLEASE remove Venus.
Venus: Bruv.
Sun: no.
Earth: FUCK.
Venus: @m3rcvry can you shut up.
Mercury: gang, I didn't say shit 😭😭
Venus: bro, you just did.
Mercury: .
Earth: gays, I'm going to add my moon 😔🤜
Venus: gays? I am not gay.
Earth: I meant "guys."
Venus: how do you fuck up that badly???
*Earth added Luna*
Luna: what-
Earth: I have the best moon.
Mars: No, you don't. I do.
Earth: bro has the best asteroids 💀💀💀
Neptune: I ate a book.
Uranus: IT WAS MY BOOK. MY DIARY.
Venus: lil bro has a diary?
Mercury: is no one gonna talk about how Neptune spelled that right?
Venus: no, stfu you pluto wannabee.
Earth: STOP 💀
Venus: smd.
Earth: bro who taught you that.
Venus: you, dumbass.
Earth: 😨
Mars: how are yall considered twin planets.
Venus: I don't fucking know.
Jupiter: Venus and Earth are sometimes called twins because they're pretty much about the same size. Venus is almost as big as Earth. They also formed in the same inner part of the solar system.*
Venus: 🤓☝️ type ass bitch.
Saturn: Venus, goddess of love and beauty, that's awful mean.
Mercury: yeah, m'lady. Not very nice of you.
Venus: .
Earth: lil bro cannot be the goddess of beauty when he looks like a sleep deprived orange 💀
Venus: lil bro cannot be the planet with life with that toxic ass attitude.
Earth: bruvs a hypocrite.
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*end of chat one*
*https://www.nasa.gov/general/why-is-venus-called-earths-evil-twin-we-asked-a-nasa-scientist-episode-32/#:~:text=Venus%20and%20Earth%20are%20sometimes,our%20closest%20neighbor%20to%20Earth.
Source for what Jupiter said
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