*START OF CHAT 2*
Venus: @YourAnus, one, wtf is that user, and two, you have a diary???
Uranus: What the fuck, I didn't set that as my username-
Venus: sure looks like it, pal.
Uranus: I set it to "@ur4nus" at first 😔
Neptune: ei cnaged eti.
Uranus: .
Uranus: how.
Earth: how tf do you understand that.
Venus: anyway, I wanna see your diary.
Uranus: tf, no
Venus: bro please, I'll give you mine <33
Mercury: You have a diary?
Earth: that's hella gay man
Venus: no tf it isn't.
Earth: yh tf it is.
Mars: journalism is gender-neutral @34rth
Earth: stfu
Luna: I lost my book :(
Earth: what book is it?
Earth: I'll find it. Trust!!! < -------
Luna: "The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress." |
Venus: self ego? |
Venus: also, @34rth .. dont you look like a molded up blueberry? |
Earth: wym. |
Venus: calling me a sleep deprived orange? Remember? |
(REPLYING TO LUNA) |
Earth: found it Luna, ----
Earth: and stfu Venus, you do look like a sleep deprived and dried up orange.
Venus: and you look like a molded up blueberry slowly rotting.
Mars: we dont have to be so rude 😰
Venus: hoe.
Mars: what-
Venus: hoe.
Jupiter: Venus, don't call others hoes.
Saturn: And Earth, you're being disrespectful. Don't fight fire with fire.
Venus: gives off parent vibes.
Earth: fr tho
Saturn: What?
Jupiter: They mean we act like parents.
Saturn: Oh, I can see that! :)
Mercury: @SVNPVNS? why don't you ever say anything?
Sun: because my little phone overheats :D
Mercury: oh, alright, makes sense.
Venus: hey Mercury.
Mercury: what do you want?
Venus: give the sun a big old hug!!
Mercury: ...
Mercury: did you js tell me to head into the sun?
Venus: good old Earth style.
Earth: stfu.
Neptune: @V3NVS, I ght urnsu diery. Duo yh stjj wngt ehit?
Venus: translation.
Uranus: he got my diary and wants to give it to you.
Uranus: @posienltun give my diary back.
Venus: who tf is posienltun, and why does it look like that one earth animal.
Earth: Possum?
Venus: yh, that.
Uranus: I don't really really know, but I think it's a mix of "Posiedon" and "Neptune."
Venus: oh. Weird.
Earth: imagine if our names were Greek instead of Roman?
Venus: Now you ruined the name "Aphrodite" for me. Thanks.
Earth: you're welcome <33
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ALL OF THIS IS A JOKE 😰😰😰
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solarballs gc vibes
HumorThink of it as discord but uh messages too Zidfk it's a gc with solarballs planets LOL --- All cause I saw over 5 amd thought "hell yh, my turn""
