chat 7

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*start of chat 7*

Venus: Hey earth why yo ass use me for validation

Earth: cause your a pussy

Venus: nuh uh.

Sun: I hate you venus

Venus: womp womp ig

Earth: hey Mars

Mars: what

Earth: you're getting another rover <3

Mars: 😨

Mars: WHAT NO

Earth: jk

Mars: fuck you let's play cards in like 2 hrs

Earth: hey Venus wanna hear a joke

Venus: no

Earth: knock knock

Venus: OMFG

Earth: knock knock

Venus: fine, who's there

Earth: u

Venus: u who?

Earth: u can't sustain life

Venus:

Earth: aw hell naw, my earthlings better not go to the fucking orange as a last resort istg

Venus: kys

Luna: no, dont say that to him I do not wanna save his silly ahh

Venus: then don't let em do it

**NEPTUNE added PLUTO**

Pluto: Why- why am I here.

Neptune: ausue iB wouciw yszu

Uranus: "cause I love you"

Venus: OMG OMG OMG. MERCURY

Mercury: what

Venus: YOURE TWIN, HES HERE.

Mercury: huh

Venus: YOURE TWIN, PLUTO <3

Mercury: omfg.

Pluto: what, is- is he not bigger than me?

Venus: stfu planet wannabe

Mercury: stfu earth wannabe.

**NEPTUNE added IRIS**

Uranus: neptune... stop abusing the add members button

Iris: what the hell, what the fuck is this

Iris: Who tf are yall??????

Venus: send a pic bud.

Iris: you could be a 87 yr old man with the motto 'there's a hole, there's a goal'

Venus: 😭

Earth: can yo ass even cry?

Venus: wym

Earth: when you cry does it get boiled away?

Venus: when you hallucinate, do you kys

Earth: yuh!!!!

Mars: Earth stop 😟

Earth: alr pookie wookie <333

Mars: what 😭😭

Sun: mfer now I have to remove some bitches

Iris: REMOVE ME REMOVE ME I DONT KNOW ANYONE HERE

**SUN removed IRIS**

Pluto: can I stay, I'll be quiet asf <3

Sun: fine

Pluto: YAY!!!

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