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*guess what... chat 11*

Uranus: Neptune 😟

Earth: ITS GOOD THAT HES GONE

Uranus: he didn't do nothin

Earth: bitch he yapped at me

Uranus: he cooked stfu

Earth: kys

Uranus: how ironic of you

Luna: okay okay chill

Earth: stfu

Luna: naw naw say that to me again and I'm ditching yo ass

Venus: it was funny to see you js flabbergasted Earth

Earth: Tf you mean???

Venus: I'm in your neighbour orbit bruv i can see you

Earth: Oh shut up

Venus: "But we're not as nearly as toxic as YOU"

Venus: yo remember that one?

Earth: not funny

Venus: it is

Earth: cause tell me why I can hear yo witch ahh cackles

Venus: again close orbits DUMBA

Sun: STOP REMOVING NEPTUNE ISTG 😭🙏

**SUN added NEPTUNE**

Neptune: iahwm bashsck

Earth: unh unh get the fuck out

Uranus: no

Sun: omfg you guys are like little kids

Jupiter: I'm not

Saturn: neither am i!!!

Luna: yo I am a kid tf that supposed to mean, huh???

Sun: Oh shiii right, you're js a theia duplicate

Luna: NO IM NOT YOU GAS ASS

Earth: who's theia

Venus: LOL MFER DONT REMEMBER THE BITCH THAY CRASHED INO HOM ISTG IM CAKCINGLG

Mars: I can hear your "cakcinglg"

Venus: stfu bitch

Mars: mb thay was my fault

Venus: OMFG STFU

Mars: He didn't know what was coming to hom leave hom alone

Venus: 😭🙏

Mars: its ino reality not nice to hom

Venus: legit stop bro

Earth: who's theia

Mars: don't worry abt that bbg

Earth: 😍😍

Mars: come to my orbit and we can kiss bro

Earth: naw come to MINE and we'll have a better kiss

Venus: NAW NAW NAW

Mercury: 😭

Uranus: this is why Neptune went off on your ass Earth

Venus: STOP I CAN SEE MARS AND EARTH IN EARTH'S ORBIT

Mercury: 😭🙏

Venus: stfu pipsqueak

Jupiter: what.

Saturn: the.

Jupiter: fuck.

Neptune: brusho saufhthid a naughshehhty poshehtty whxherd...

Uranus: LEGITTTTTT WILD

Mars: I had to leave Earth's orbit you tattle tales made Sun see me and force me out

Earth: Mercury I need another therapy session cause of that

Mercury: hell no, the shit I'm gonna hear is "ANDANANDNANNDNS THEN MARS LEFT ME WITHOUT ANY KISS GIVE ME DRUGS!1!!1!1" like no, you stole all my others ones.

Jupiter: hey Earth <3

Saturn: wanna explain to us <33

Earth: naw

Venus: imagine ur bf leaving you

Earth: that's why you're single.

Venus: that's why you're a drug addict

Earth: SHHHHSHSHSHSHSHSHDH not infront of Jupiter and Saturn

Saturn: explain and I won't crush you <33

Jupiter: (read that with a happy tone)

Earth: BITCH HOW

Jupiter: call me a bitch one more fucking time

Neptune: oojsjooohhh sashaishhad a bssaznnd bsnnxasnd wshdord!!

Uranus: </3

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GUYS IM BACK SO SORRY MY WATTPAD WOULDNT WORK

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