Mercenaries From Space (TF2 x RWBY)

Chapter 4

This chapter takes place at their 560th century there in space.
I know that's its a long time skip but have you ever thought of travelling to one solar system to another? Well I can guess that it takes a very long time.
Also the art above is mine sorry for editing the chapter just for that.

So enjoy
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(Pierre's POV)

Waking up to Pyro carrying me to wherever is quite a normal morning ever since I was finally taken out of that damned freezer.
Pyro was humming a tune that I can't recognize as he trotted over to the direction of the mess hall.
I yawned as I blink away my tiredness as I groggily looked around the mess hall. Everyone was there doing whatever or just chatting with each other.
Medic and Engineer seems to be a bit excited, weird. They look like kids after being told that their going to the ice cream shop with how excited they are. Must be a discovery. Is that why we were called?

My thoughts were interrupted as the Administrator called our attention.

Administrator:"Boys, We have discovered something very peculiar"

That seems to catch the attention of the others as they went silent. The Administrator continued.

Administrator:"We have found another planet."
Scout:"And what's so special about this one?"
Administrator:"This one actually is inhabited by life similar to our own. I'll let Medic and Engineer explain"

The two happily pulled out a diagram and numerous photos of said planet from a briefcase on the floor that I didn't notice before.

Medic:"Ja! Zhis planet has all Zhe necessary components to inhabit live organisms! Zhough similar to ours zhey still have many complex parts zhat differentiate it from our vorld!"
Engineer:"And with that there is a possibility that the planet here has a species similar to human beings! Although we can't tell if their civilized as much as us, but it is a possibility nonetheless!"

The rest of the mercs faces brightened, though not as much as Merasmus whose smile literally split his whole face apart though no one bothered to question.

Engineer:"And according to our calculations we will arrive there in merely less than a year!"

Time has became meaningless since they've left their solar system as no one can really tell what time it is and how their not even sure if the time portrayed on their clocks is accurate. So to them less than a year feels like just a whole day.

Scout:"Sweet!"
Demo:"If there really is life like us there I wonder if they have alcohol?"
Scout:"Yeah! That will be awesome! So then we wouldn't have ta wait for 8 months ta get a good drink of alcohol!"
Pyro:"Mhmph mph mph!"
Miss. Pauling:"You guys really should tune it down with the alcohol. Don't make me remind you about the Kick Ass Incident"
Scout:"Sure Miss. Pauling..."
Demo:"Speakin of the Kick Ass Incident, do ye think that they'd have monsters in their land to lad?"
Engineer:"Well I mean it is a possibility"
Scout:"You mean there could be dragons there?! Heck yeah!"
Demo:"Now laddie dragons are no joke ye know"
Sniper:"Don't tell me that the whole bloody wildlife there will be all mythical creatures and shit"
Spy:"Don't worry mon cheri I'm sure they'll still be a good prey"
Sniper:"Guess so."

Medic decided to drag Engineer with him onto his lab as both giggled in glee like highschool girls. Soldier and Heavy eyed their lovers before deciding follow to check out what they are doing and at the same time make sure they don't do something stupid.

With a sigh everybody went to do their own thing as they waited for their arrival unto the planet. Pyro decided that they will check on the robots they have named all throughout the base.

First was Mr. Happy the Spy robot that had a large smiley face drawn unto it's face with a pink marker. They found him patrolling around the base, Pyro waved and said a few muffled greetings before moving on.

Next was Fairy, a large heavy robot that wore the fairy cosmetic (I forgot what it's called) and is usually is very brutal on the battle feild. He was carrying crates of the weird crystal into the base with a few other heavy bots. Pyro gave him a pat on the head before skipping away happily.

Pyro did that for who knows how long until it was time for dinner. Pyro trotted into the dining room and was greeted with a passed out drunken Demo, Soldier was dozing off on his chair, Engineer was leaning unto Soldier as he conversed with the Administrator who sat drinking her cup of coffee and there was Spy who was just smoking in the corner.

Pyro waved at them as they sat beside Demo placing me on the table. It seems Hunter was cooking today.

Pyro:"mmph mph"
Soldier:"hm?"
Pyro:"Mmph mph mmph mph mph mmph."
Soldier:"I think I have a few things you could burn. Why?"
Pyro:"mmhmph mmhmph mph mph mmph mmph mph!"
Soldier:"OK then. But I'm telling the Administrator incase you burn something"
Pyro:"mph mph!"

While that conversation was happening Spy decided that he would talk to his own kind (BLU Spy/Pierre).

Spy:"What have you learned today?"
Pierre:"your cheri is planning something. Better think of an outfit for tomorrow then brother"
Spy:"What's the occasion?"
Pierre:"Romantic date outdoors"
Spy:"What time?"
Pierre:"2 to 4 hours after landing, I'll update you when he changes plans"
Spy:"Thank you brother"
Pierre:"My pleasure"

Both the Spies smiled as Spy gave a cigarette to his brother lighting it for him. After a few more quiet French bickering they proceeded to ignore each other.

Just after their bickering Sniper entered the room sitting next to Spy completely oblivious to his lover's bickering with his brother.

Sniper:"Mornin spooks"
Pierre:"Morning bushman."
Spy:"Morning to you too mon ami"
Sniper:"What are you up to this morning?"
Spy:"Oh it's nothing"

Sniper eyed him for a moment before shrugging and going ahead in making a cup of coffee, of course not after asking Spy if he wanted a cup which he didn't.

Soon the others poured into the room and after a nice dinner with the only problem being Demo slamming face first unto the table whilst talking about something incoherent and passing out. Like usual of course.
Well that was until the alcohol came out and the party really began. Only Engineer, Medic, Heavy, The Administrator, Miss. Pauling and Hunter avoided drinking as tommorow is quite a big day for it will mark as their first contact with other worldly beings, literally speaking.

Demo:*incoherant shouts*
Soldier:"Men! D-" *hic* "Demo has a point! A-a-and that we shall! In the n-" *burp* "name of A... America!!!"
Pyro:"Mph mmph m-mph mmph!!"
Spy:"Why did i-" *hic* "agree to this again?"
Sniper:*shrugs* "oi Merasmus how many did you drink?" *hic* "You look reeeaally drunk mate"
Merasmus:"I theeee great! ancient wizard mmmmmerasmuus is in no way ever druuu-" *promptly passes out drunk*

The night was cutshort when Soldier passed out unto the drinks spilling them unto the floor whilst also covering himself in broken glass. The others ordered them to retire to their rooms after that as they have made a big enough mess already. And let's just say the robots did not have fun cleaning up after them.

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Hope you enjoyed chapter 4!

I am honestly surprised someone bothered read this beginner ass book of mine. But thank you!

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