Previously On "SIR x NGE" (Self Insert Reader x Neon Genesis Evangelion)
(F/N) (L/N) under mysterious circumstances has found himself transported from the real world to the world of Evangelion, with "Shinji" successfully defeating the Angel (F/N) and Shinji find themselves at misatos apartment both of the boys in desperate need for some RnR. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Misato: Well, the rooms are a little messy... but just ignore it.
*Both Shinji and (F/N) inspected their new home only to be left slightly wanting.
(F/N) Thoughts: Beer cans, whisky bottle, potato chips, moving boxes, magazines and trash bags litter the place you'd think this place was a garbage dump.
Shinji: Ummm this is... a little messy...?
Misato: Ah, sorry, could you put the food in the fridge, please.
Shinji: Ah, yes ma'am.
Shinji: Ice...
Shinji: Snacks...
*Shinji opens the last draw to find what could be counted to be 50 beer cans!
Shinji: And 50 gallons of beer... What kind of life does she lead?
Shinji: Ah excuse me, what's in the other fridge--
Misato: Oh don't mind that he's probably still sleeping.
Shinji: Sleeping...?
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Misato, (F/N) and shinji get ready to eat dinner.
Misato: Let's eat!
(F/N): Let's eat.
Shinji: Yeah, let's eat...
* Misato chugs a beer
Misato: Ohhhhhh Yeahhhhh!! good stuff you know, life just doesn't get any better than this.
Misato: Ah, you're not eating? It might be instant food, but it's pretty
good.
Shinji: No, but... I'm just not used to this kind of meal.
Misato: No! Don't be fussy!
Shinji: Ah... No-- I... didn't mean that.
Shinji: Uh...
Misato: Don't you think it's nice?
Misato: Having a meal with others?
Shinji: Ah... yes.
* (F/N) Shinji and Misato play a game of 'paper, rock and scissors'
Misato: Well, next. Here goes!
Misato: Paper, Scissors, Stone!
Misato: 3
Misato: 2
Misato: 1
Misato: Go!
Misato: Ahh, no way this is totally unfair your defiantly cheating!
*(F/N) vs Misato has ended with he doing a majority of the chores on the chore board, misato called for sever rematches.
(F/N): Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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Neon Genesis Evangelion x Self Insert Reader [You can (Cannot) go back home]
FanfictionHe doesn't know why he's here. Or even how he got here in the first place. All he knows is that he's suddenly found himself in another world , surrounded by people he shouldn't be able to meet, living in a world that should not exist, facing a thr...