Jaise ki pichle episode me apne dekha ki wo sabhi hospital me apni khopdi or haddiya todwa kar pade huye the.
Is bich RM jo ki Y/n 1 ka khopdi todne k liye dil se sharminda tha, un dono ke bich me thodi thodi nazdikiya paida hone lagi hi thi. Tabhi Jin apne special kheer me julab ki goliya mila k Noonas k liye laya jisko lakh bich bachav krne k bad b Suga ne galti se kha liya.
However, jaise taise ghees ghas ke ek week beet jata hai, or wo sab hospital se discharge ho kar Hybe wapas aa jate hai. Apne apne kaam par.
Par unke bich ki gardi abhi khatam nahi hui. Jimin or Y/n-3 abhi bhi ek dusre k dushman hai, or wahi Jin Y/n-1 ko aise treat krta hai jaise wo sweeper nahi, ek farar mujrim ho.
Y/n-2 ko Jungkook abhi b Noona hi kehta hai, uske lagatar virodh k bawjood or wo b use Ahjussi bolne se piche nahi hat ti.
Suga is too swag to care about anything happening around him. And V is in fact too glam to give a damn as well. Hmara pyar Jhope, hmesha k trh hasta muskurata or sabka khayal rakhta hai. And RM...he's still sinking in guilt for hurting Y/n-1. He's a real gentleman 🤧
Ab aage...
Subah ka waqt tha.
Hot body Jhoooooooooooooppppeeee practice room me shirtless dance kr raha tha. Or kanch k darwaje k bahar, y/n-1, y/n-2 or y/n-3 use aise dekh rahi thi jaise wo Jhoooooooooooooppppeeee nahi Cadbury dairy milk ho, wo b silk wala.
Unka muh samne k drishya pe khula ka khula. Jhadu pocha naukari gayi bhad me, Jhope ki hotness k aage unhe uss waqt kuch jaise dikh hi nahi raha tha. Tabhi, waha Y/n-2 k khopdi pe koi tapli marta hai.
Jungkook: Mu band kar lo makkhi ghus jaygi
khargosh k bacche ki tarah haste huye kehta hai or practice room me chala jata hai.
Jungkook: kitni bar kaha hai, apni katili jawani ko chupa k rakho. Lag gayi na nazar *Jk clicks his tongue, pinching the bridge of his nose*
Hobi scowls out of confusion at Jk's words and casts a glance at the door. Par isse pehle ki Hobi unhe dekh pata wo teeno ladkio ko dekh pata, wo rafu chakkar ho jati hain.
Hobi: Kon tha udhar?
Jk: Are wo nayi Sweeper Noona log. Bang PD b na, kaha kaha se utha k le aate hai
Hobi: Teko b wo hi utha k laye hai. Bhul mat
Mauka-e-wardat se bhag lene k bad...Noona log
Teeno sweeper Noona sara kam khatam krti hai, fir restroom me meeting karti hain...
Y/n-3: Plan kya hai?
Y/n-1: Level 1
Y/n-2: You mean JHOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE?
Y/n-1: Yesss
Y/n-3: Aaj rat?
Y/n-1: Aaj rat. *nodded*
Y/n-2: Aaj raat...
Ye bol lene k bad nadan ladkia washroom se nikal jati hai. Is bat se anjan ki one of the stalls me koi tha jisne unki baate na chahte huye b sun li thi
Or wo koi tha...one and only WWH
Jin: Level 1, Jhope! Aaj raat?
He repeated as soon as he heard their footsteps fading away.
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Secret Life of Sweeper Noona | A BTS Desi Crackfic
HumorWritten in collaboration with my chingus. (✿ ♡‿♡) P.S. This one is filled with cringe shit! It was written back in 2021. I stumbled upon it in one of my old archives a few days ago. And I strangely find it too funny to be kept to myself. I hardly g...