Einstein had a dream, he was in a world called, "Shrek's asshole (Shrek's swamp)." It was FILLED with green chicken nugget looking penises. The penises kept singing "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" all over, and over. They even did a heavy metal version. Einstein had no fucking idea who Shrek was, so Shrek's green penis gang wanted to make sure EVERYONE knew who Shrek was. But the thing is.. when Einstein woke up from that dream, he had a BIG ASS BONER. Literally bigger than his IQ. Einstein woke up sweating and panting, thinking about that "Hot green creature." That dumbass still didn't know who Shrek was. But when Einstein was watching Heartstopper on Netflix, a movie recommendation popped up. It was called, "Shrek" *Einstein gasps* OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SO GAY FOR HIM *he says giggling and kicking his feet* Einstein was too busy crushing on Shrek, but 2 hours later after he finishes the Shrek movie.. he realized it was that guy from the dream. Einstein was confused as fuck, if Einstein didn't know who Shrek was before the dream... how'd he have it?
