meant for eachother

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*Shrek sobs at the corner of the little funnel cake shop* Funnel cake maker: Omg ur too hot to be crying bbg!! Shrek: w- w- w- w- w- w- weally? *he looks into the funnel cake maker's eyes with puppy eyes* Cake maker: Cmere you little twinkidy wink *smirks* Shrek: Oh you bet my lil cutie patootie *Shrek pulls his big green cock out and the cake maker screams* AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK IS IT OGER THEMED? You bully! 😔😔😔 *Shrek sobs until his eyes pop out*

*While Einstein and Riverina were fucking, Einstein pulled his small peeny weeny out, Riverina screams too* EWW!!! WHYS YOUR DICK SO SMALL?? AND.. THE CUM IS GREEN?? *Riverina jumps out of the Ferris Wheel* *Einstein sobs until his eyes pop out too* *Shrek And Einstein finally realize they might just be meant for eachother. Einstein jumps out of the Ferris wheel too, and hugs Shrek* MY BOO BOO BEAR IM SO SORRY WORRY THE ONLY PINK SKIRT I SHOULD'VE BEEN LOOKING AT WAS YOURS *Einstein starts worshiping Shrek* POOKIE BEAR I FORGIVE UR SMALL DICK *Shrek blushes* *They start fucking on the ground* 


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