We zoom back in on donut as he was completely lost trying to find his way back to the base
Donut:oh man I am so lost they are gonna kill me *suddenly 4 sniper shots hit around donut as donut ducks scared* son of a bitch! *he said before looking back towards blue base and waving the flag* hey don't shoot! I'm the guy who bought the flag from you remember!?
*after a minute we cut to grif and simmons on the roof*
Simmons: I still have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't hear any shots.
Grif: (sighs) I'm telling you, it was four shots. Like bam, bam, bam.
Simmons: Wait a second, that's only three bams.
Grif: Bam. (sees Church through a sniper rifle) Wait a second, we've got a Blue guy on the move out there.
Simmons: Where's he headed?
Grif: (looks to the left) Oh crap. It... It's Donut. And he's got something... (zooms in) It looks like... (sees that it's the Blue's flag)...Simmons, get the Warthog.
Simmons: Heh, you mean the Puma?
Casey:what the fuck are you two talking about?
Grif:No time to explain! Get to the Warthog
Casey:are we actually fighting?*he said as he jumped off the edge and ran to the Warthog grabbing his rifle on the way*
Simmons:I think so.
Casey:finally.
*cut to donut*
*donut jumps as Church suddenly runs up on him*
Church:freeze!
Donut:hey why the hell were you shooting at me?! You could have hit me dick!
Church: Can it. Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge. I know who ya are. We've been spying on you for three weeks now.
Donut: I just got here two hours ago. And I'm not a Sergeant, I'm a Private.
Church: Wait a minute, you're not the Sergeant!
Donut: Yeah, that's what I just said.
Church: Well then how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?
Donut: Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about!
Tucker comes out of the teleporter between them and now has black armor.
Tucker: Three!
Church: JESUS!
Donut: HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy?
Church: What in the hell!? Tucker? Is that you?
Tucker: How did you get up here ahead of me?
Donut: And what's with that black shit on your armor?
Tucker: Hey! Freeze, Sarge!
Donut: Would you stop calling me a Sergeant, I'm still just a Private.
Tucker: The Sarge is still a Private? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time.
*Cut to Grif casey and Simmons getting in the Warthog which has Tejano music playing*
Casey:sorry Lopez if anything happens to the warthog grif will take full responsibility!*he said jumping in passenger side as he checks his ammo while grif gets in driver seat*
Simmons:I've got the gunner!*he jumps into the gunner position* let's roll*he said as grif starts driving*
Grif:how the fuck do you turn off this music?
Casey:does it really matter right now?
*back to tucker Church and donut*
Tucker: Look, I know you don't know me, but you have to believe what I'm about to tell you. Some time in your future I get stationed here in Blood Gulch, and we meet. And this guy here, he gets promoted to Sergeant of the Red Army, and we spy on them. And they get this new jeep, and I'm all like, "There is no way you can pick up chicks in a tank!"
Church: Tucker? What the fuck are you babbling about?
Tucker: I know all this sounds crazy, but he eventually becomes a Sergeant, and then one day we get a tank, and he comes and steals our flag while we're distracted.
Donut: Is this guy a retard?
Church: *The Warthog's Tejano music gets progressively louder as he speaks* Red? Shut up. Tucker? Listen to me. Ya haven't gone back in time, okay? This IS the guy who stole the flag, he's just not the Sergeant. Turns out he's just some dumb rookie who happens to have the same color armor as him. He got in somehow, just... for God's sake! WHAT IS THAT MUSIC!?*he said as suddenly the Warthog flew over the hill aiming for them*
Grif:wohoo!
Casey:prepare to die!*he said excitement evident in his voice as he'd been itching to use a gun*
Tucker:holy shit!
Church:jesus christ run!
Tucker:*while running with Church to the hill for cover* the jeep followed me back in time!
*grif and casey hop out the Warthog as Simmons opens fire on the running blues*
Church:shit! Ow! ow! ow! *they get behind a rock while Simmons starts going a little nuts behind the gunner seat*
Simmons:*in the background while the rest talk*That's right! That's right, I got your ass! Get off your ass and run, you cock bites! Right now! Yeah, not so pretty when you gotta run are you! Yeah, that's right! Stay there! You know where your flag is? We're gonna get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, Blue! Come on, get out there! I've got a whole barrel of love to shoot you with! Come on! Get out now! Yeah, come on out! I know you like this! Come out where I can get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, Blue! Be tough, get out there!.
Grif:what the hell was going on?
Casey:wow Simmons really is going ham. I'm kinda jealous.
Donut:you know what? I have no idea I think everyone in this canyon is batshit crazy
Grif:how did you get there flag?
Casey:yeah isn't that thing like the main thing we need? You think we'll be promoted again?
Grif:fuck I hope not. You two are enough. Anyway how did you get the flag?
Donut:I don't know I just asked for it?
Grif:and that worked?
Casey:your telling me you've never tried just asking for thier flag?
Grif:I don't know we never...Well we never really thought to just go up and ask.
Casey:You are dumbasses. Donut take the flag back to the base keep it safe while we figure out what to fo with these 2.
Donut looked confused but hearing the more commanding tone of casey he groaned
Donut:fine yes sir. *he starts to run back to the blue base*
Grif:back to our base dumbass!
Donut:y-yeah I knew that just got turned around is all.*he runs back towards the red base as Simmons was continuing to make everyone death as he kept shouting*
Casey:You know I'm impressed he's came up with so many insults and things to shout I'd run out of thing to say so fast.
Grif:what!?
*fade to black*
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Red Vs Blue X Male Oc Season 1.
Fanfictiona seemingly normal soldier with strong amnesia joined the red army and was placed in a boxed canyon with some dumb asses will his forgotten past stay forgotten? or will it come crashing down
