Starscream's secrets

Where is it!?

Starscream had successfully ran and hid from both the Decipticons and Autobots in a cave behind a waterfall. He let out a sigh of relief before remembering his cuffed wings. "Oh scrap," he cursed as he tried in failed to move his wings. "I have done this trick in eons," he sighed as he relaxed his body. Suddenly two handles came out of his back. Starscream took one handle and removed his wings which have took the form of two battle axes. "Guess these are my only weapons seeing as I ran out of missiles," he sighed as he examined the cuffs. "Thank Primus I did what my parents told me and studied engineering!" He exclaimed as his fingers quickly removed the cuffs from his weapons.

With the cuffs falling to the ground Starscream twirled the axes around a little. He then threw one axe and it bounced off the wall and returned to his hand. "I still got it," he chuckled. Starscream froze as he heard Vehicons outside the cave. He quickly peaked out of the cave and saw 5 Vehicons. He quickly activated his voice modifier and battle mask. Starscream walked out of the cave, axes at the ready. "I will give you one chance to leave and not tell Megatron where you found me," he explained, his voice sounded gravely, deep, and demonic. A Vehicon immediately pointed a blaster at him. "Last chance," he stated as he slowly walked towards the group, his axes scraped against the floor.

The Vehicon shot at Starscream, but Starscream quickly dodged the shot and planted his axe into the the Vehicon's helm and used it's body as a shield as the other 4 Vehicons opened fire, hitting their comrade's body. Starscream quickly charged forward and sliced another Vehicon's helm clean off. He then threw one of his axes into the center of another Vehicon, hitting its spark. The last Vehicon quickly turned tail and ran, in the matter of 5 seconds it was already 27 feet away. Starscream quickly aimed and threw his axe hitting the Vehicon right in the Back strut (AKA the spine). Starscream grabbed his axe out of the Vehicon as he slowly approached the injured Vehicon. "You should have taken my offer," he said as he turned on his custom built in radio, playing some classic music. "But don't worry you will soon join your friends in the Allspark." Starscream put his foot on the back of the axe and pushed down quickly splitting the Vehicon in half, the Vehicon cried out in pain. "Don't worry your little helm, the pain will be over soon," Starscream explained as he picked up his other axe and brought it down onto the Vehicon's neck cables. Starscream then flipped the Vehicon over and ripped open its chest. He removed its T-cog and thanked the dead Vehicon, he turned off his music.

"This is going to hurt a lot." Starscream said as he ripped open his chest, which caused him to wince. He ignored the four cracks in his spark as he quickly put the T-cog into the proper place and closed his chest, panting. "By the Allspark that hurt!" He exclaimed before putting his axes on his back and transformed into his jet mode. He quickly flew towards a cave and transformed back into his robot mode. As he entered he saw something moved the boulder that was hiding the stasis pod gone. "SON OF A GLITCH!!!" He yelled he search for any sighs of a the stasis pod. "This is when the humans say that word. FUCK!!!" Starscream yelled.

(Did some editing because I am stuck on this story)