Today, the 3rd of July, was the birthday of a little girl who I will call JJ. Now JJ lives in an apartment building and needed a place to have her party so it wouldn't be suckish. Of corce the party was at my house.
Now the thing about JJ is that she is annoying as fuck. All I wanted to do was work on my favorite activity, hoola hooping, and she ruined it. She fucking ruined it. She had a My Little Pony themes party and had a pony cake with sprinkles in the middle, and like rainbow sugar puffs that everybody called unicorn farts. She also had a pony piñata which leads us to the next story.
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Humor~I may be Arabella, but I think I lost my interstellar gator skin boots.~ This is basically my life.
