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Pick-up Lines

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by BellaBella_47

by BellaBella_47

Hey best friends! Here are some of my favorite pick-up lines:

1) Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

2) I'm not a photographer but I can picture me and you together.

3) Are you coffee? Because I like you a latte.

4) Are you an ocean? Because I want your liquids all over me.

5)Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

6) Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.

7) If I were a stop light, I would turn red everything you passed just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

8) If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

9) I think I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

10) Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.