On the same day, forty-three infants were born to random unconnected women who showed no signs of pregnancy the day before. Eight of them are adopted by a man name Reginald who creates The Umbrella Academy and prepares his 'children' to save the wor...
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"Well, this is not good" you said as the three of you walked out of the building "I was pretty good, thought, right? 'Yeah. What about my consent, bitch?'" Klaus said "Klaus, it doesn't matter" you and Five sneered and Klaus turned around to look at you.
"What? What? What's the big deal with this eye, anyway?" he asked "There is someone out there who's going to lose an eye in the next seven days" you said "They're gonna bring about the end of life on this Earth as we know it" Five said before you and him walked past Klaus.
"Yeah, can I get that 20 bucks, like now, or what?" Klaus asked as he turned to you and you both stopped "Your 20 bucks?" you asked while turning to look at him "Yeah, my 20 bucks" Klaus said "The apocalypse is coming, and all you can think about is getting high?" Five asked, raising his voice as he was getting annoyed.
"Well, I'm also quite hungry" Klaus said before putting his hands on his stomach "Tummy's a-rumblin'" he said and did a imitates groaning as he started moving his fingers but the couple just stared at him, like he was a idiot.
"You're useless. You're all useless!" Five said before you and him walked around Klaus.
"I almost forgot" Five turned to face Klaus before slapping him in the face.
"What the---"
"You know what that was for. And if you even hurt my wife again, like you did today, I'll kill you" Five pointed his finger at him and he nodded.
"Oh, come on! You need to lighten up, old man" Klaus said to Five as you both walked over and sat down by the small stairs in front of the building before you let out a sigh.
"Hey, you know, I've just now realized why you're so uptight. You two must be horny as hell" Klaus said and let out a laugh as he sat down next to Five "All those years by yourself. It's gotta screw with your heads. You two being alone, only having each other" he said and Five looked at you who was sitting next to him, looking straight ahead which allow him the chance to take you in without you knowing. From your soft beautiful skin, to your beautiful Y/e/c eyes and Y/h/c hair, you were beautiful. No matter how selfish it made he sound, he was grateful that you had decided to stay with him and tagged all those years ago.
"It was, but we had each other" Five said as he looked at you who smiled.
"How long have you two being married?" Klaus asked "38 years" you both replied "But we have being together for over 45 years and a couple for 40" you said.
"How do you put up with him for all those years?" Klaus asked you "Trust me it was hard" you said "Then how did you two managed to tolerate each other?" Klaus asked "We have always being able to tolerate each other" Five said "Beside he was the only other person left alive, so it was either him or being alone with a mannequin. Which I sometimes think would be a better choice" you said "Trust me Love, you were no better yourself. I also considered it many times" Five said "You just be lucky I haven't punch you in the face" you said "I hate you" he said "I hate you too" you said.
