A casual day in the Regretevator, currently stood Split and Bive in opposing corners in the back of the Regretevator. Split told jokes to the players, while Bive would stand anxiously, making remarks about brainwashing and spies every so often. The next floor arrived, Bugbo's floor, as players flooded out to collect rocks. 🔎: "I don't trust that thing..." Bive said, eyes narrowed as she stared at the large pink insectoid that stood motionless outside the Regretevator. 🍌: "Why not? Does he BUG you? Hehe~" Split always noticed how serious Bive acted and wished to ease the detective's tension with her jokes, but it didn't usually work as effectively as Split wanted it to. 🔎: "Speaking of bugs- Watch what you say! The Regretevator could be BUGGED! SOMEONE MIGHT BE LISTENING IN ON US RIGHT NOW!!" Bive shook with panic, glancing rapidly around for any hint of where a bug might have been placed to listen in on them.
🍌: "Do you really have such a strong PEELING that something's wrong?" Split questioned with a pun, looking around the Regretevator calmly, as the floor ended and players teleported back inside. It must have worked, Bive seemed to have calmed down, even if only a little, and chuckled cautiously, almost too quiet to hear. "Haha..Ha.." A few hours of awkward silence between both of them persist, even until the Regretevator timed out the players, no longer allowing them to be present, only Split and Bive remaining. The silence kept existing, slowly boosting Bive's anxiety. 'Why is it so quiet? Does she hate me? Did I say something without meaning to or realizing it? Am I a horrible person? Am I being mind-controlled?! Why am I thinking these things?! Who is doing this to me?!' Such thoughts raced through the detective's head as she shivered and shuddered slightly, feeling a bit stressed, repeatedly misdiagnosing her anxiety as being mind-controlled as she has done many times before.
🍌: "Hey, Bivey?" Split's sweet voice broke the silence, snapping Bive out of her stressful trance. "(BIVEY??-) Uh, y-yeah, what is it...?" Bive replied, a tad flustered, trying her best to sound calm and collected. 🍌: "Wanna go get some ice cream?~" 🔎: "Ice cream...?" Bive replied, a bit surprised, although not skeptical. "But... I don't have any coins on me." 🍌: "That's alright! I already planned to pay for both of us, so no worries! Ice cream after a long day really helps you COOL off!" Split chuckled at her own silly little pun, but Bive just smiled before responding. "Actually... Sure. Yeah, that sounds nice.. T-thanks." Bive said her gratitude slightly quieter than the rest of her words, but Split heard it clear enough, and her gentle smile grew larger. Conveniently, as if by magic, the Regretevator stopped at Crem's floor as the duo stepped out. Split walked up to the ice cream counter, and Bive close behind, examining the entire area for anything suspicious.
(Crem)🍦: "Hello! Welcome to HC Ice-cream! What would you like?" Split spoke her order first. "I'll have a banana split!... What would you like?" She said, turning to Bive, who was nervously trembling as always. 🔎: "I'll have a.. uhm.. ^(just a cookies and cream..)" Bive whispered shyly. 🍦: "What was that?" 'ohgodohgodohgod-' Bive internally panicked, not wanting to repeat herself since she didn't really like talking to people she didn't personally know. 🍌: "She'll have a cookies and cream, thanks." Split said, saving Bive from the embarrassment. 🍦: "Alright then! One banana split and cookies-and-cream coming right up!... By the way, we have a 50% off sale for couples!" 🔎: "But we're n-" Bive was cut off by Split, giving her a quick little kiss on the cheek. 🍌: "Well, lucky us!" 🍦: "Alrighty then," Crem used ✨game physics✨ to spawn the ice creams and gave them to the girls. "That'll be 30 coins." Split happily gave Crem the coins, collecting the ice creams and giving the cookies and cream bowl to Bive as they walked to a booth table for two.
Bive was silent. Silent and blushing. Split noticed a second after she sat down. 'Oh dear, was that a bit much for her?' 🍌: "Hey, uh, are you okay?" It took a split second for the detective to snap back to reality. 🔎: "HUH-!? What- am I hallucinating? Are you real?! What was- why did you-" Bive's voice trailed off as she stammered. 🍌: "Nope! I'm very much real!" She said with another cheery smile. Bive went silent again, trying to process what had just happened in the few seconds prior before speaking up a bit shyly. 🔎: "Um... So, uh. W-Would-" 'deep breaths, deep breaths, it's okay.' "Would you like to be my girlfriend!?" Bive said, forcing the words out in an almost shaky voice. Split paused in shock before smiling greatly. "Bivey... Of course I would!" She leaned over the table and gave Bive a quick smooch on the lips, only causing both of them to blush much more.
🔎: "I didn't actually think you would say yes..." 🍌: "And I didn't think you would ask! Bivey, I've felt the same way for a long time. I just didn't know you had the same PEELINGS about me!" 🔎: "I can't really explain it, but something inside me feels really, really happy..." Bive looked into Split's eyes. "I love you. So much." Split's grin widened before she spoke. 🍌: "I love you too, honeybun. Say, do you have any plans later?" She asked suddenly. Bive felt a tad flustered by the pet name from her new girlfriend. "No, nothing planned, why?" "You can come home with me tonight, we can watch a movie and cuddle!" 🔎: "S-sure, that sounds.. amazing, actually." Split nodded with a smile. They spent the next few minutes eating their ice creams and chit-chatting. 🔎: "Wait, isn't it cannibalism for you to eat a banana?" Split took a moderately sized bite out of the banana, scooping a little bit of strawberry ice cream in the process.
🍌: "Nope, it's not canniBananalism!" Split said, chuckling at her improvised pun. Bive also found herself making a cute little chuckle. She always found Split's jokes and puns to be amusing, humorous, and certainly entertaining. Even if she was too shy and anxious to admit it so bluntly, how fond she was of her girlfriend and her ability to make others laugh. Bive was smiling the rest of the time they were interacting, which was much longer than she had probably ever smiled before. Split, on the other hand, was smiling with a grin bigger than her usual expression. Soon, they finished their sweet cold desserts, and as if by magic, the empty bowls vanished. That was simply a quirk of this world. This fictional, untrue universe. But it was all too real for them. They didn't pay any mind to it as they slid out of the booth and exited the ice cream shop.
It was the after-hours when the Regretevator was no longer available to anyone since no one was on it. They simply left through the glass doors and began walking to Split's home. They held hands the entire way, holding conversation as well. 'God, I love this girl.' They both thought in unison as they enjoyed the other's presence on their way to create even more happy memories.
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Lies Of Regret: A Regretevator Fanfiction
FanfictionWill include popular ships (ex: Partybeetle, Splive) I might do fluff or dirty jokes but NO smut. Perhaps some one-shots, but this will mainly be MY au. Author's 2nd book. OBVIOUSLY, I do NOT own any of these characters except for players based off...
