Doc- chapter 2

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We zoom back in on the two groups as the reds and blues have stopped firing so sarge is currently talking to church

Sarge: We are giving you a chance to surrender!

Grif: There's no way this bluff is gonna work.

Sarge: Put a cork in it, Fast Eddie. There's positively no way they know we're outta ammo.

*cut to the Blues.*

Church: Yeah, they're definitely outta ammo... (yells back) What're your terms?!

Tucker: Their what?

*cut to the Reds.*

Grif: Our what?

Simmons: I can't believe this is actually working. See if we can get Lopez back, Sarge.

Grif: Oh yeah. 'Cause then he can fix the Warthog.

Casey:sir I agree we need Lopez back I have managed to keep it from being totally destroyed but we need it properly fixed.

Donut:ohhh. Sarge tell them we want their flag.

Grif:yeah and cake!

Casey:wait no-

Sarge:Alright, Blues! First off! We want your flag-!

Simmons: Wait wait wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up.

Sarge: ...to stay right where it is! Keep the flag! But we do want our mechanized droid guy back!

Church: Uh oh.

Sarge: You may know him as Señor El Roboto!

They heard them mumble to each other for a second

Casey:pressure them so they don't try anything

Sarge: And don't think you can keep his nuts! Or bolts, or other mechanical parts you may have!

Church: Uh.. Uh, he's not here any more!

Tucker: Yeah, he left! He was all like "Sayonara!" and then he just took off!

Church: That's not Spanish you idiot, that's French. Let's try this: Hey, Reds! How about a medic?! Would you take a medic as a hostage?!

Doc: A hostage? But I'm supposed to go over there.

Simmons: Meh, that sounds pretty good to me.

Grif: I don't know, I think we can hold out for more.

Simmons: We don't have any bullets, dumbass.

Casey:yeah we can't exactly do any warning shots for more

Grif:oh right. Yeah take the medic. The medic is a good deal.

After a couple minutes of them mumbling

Casey:I don't know why but I think today is going to be a good day

Church: Okay! We're gonna send over our medic! Now what do we get?!

Simmons: You?! You're surrendering! You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule!

Tucker: We've already got that! What else do you have?!

Sarge: What do you want?!

Church: How about if you admit that the Red Team sucks?!

The Reds mutter to themselves for a moment.

Sarge: What if we admit that one of us sucks?!

Grif: NICE. Wait, you mean Donut, right?

Screen blacks and shows "two hours later" in white letters, then returns to the Blues.

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