We fade back in on the reds as the Warthog was facing them headlights lighting the group up
Simmons: Okay, I get it. You built a remote control for the jeep into Lopez.
Sarge: Yep. But there's no way anyone could have found out how to turn it on. I hid it in a place no one would ever look. Unless... *he turns to Donut* Hey, Pretty-in-Pink, were you messin' with my robot?
Donut: What're you asking me for?
Casey:*looks at donut then to Sarge then back to donut then back to Sarge as he sighed* Sarge....did you really put it there?
Grif: So someone else controls the jeep right now? And the big gun attached to it?
Sarge: Oh, get a pair, you bunch o' Barbies. Even if they've figured out how to turn it on, they'd never know the set of code words to control it. Only me and my diary know that
Casey:it's going to be something like drive or go foward isn't it?
*the Warthog suddenly beeps as It says "drive"*
Casey:you've gotta be kidding me
Sarge: Jumpin' Jehozafats, they've cracked the code. Those dern windtalkers.
The Warthog drives straight at Doc and hits him. He lands in the driver's seat as it continues driving away with him
Donut: Hey, he's taking the jeep!
Doc: Help, this jeep is kidnapping me!
Donut: Now he's taunting us. This is just embarrassing.
Casey:I don't think he's joking.
Simmons: Hey, Sarge, new rule. *the Reds watch the Warthog drive off into the middle of the canyon* How 'bout we just don't take any more prisoners, since we seem to suck at it.
Casey:You know. That's actually a good idea.
*the Warthog then abruptly stops and suddenly starts turning facing the group*
Casey:I'm gonna walk over this way now.*he walks out of the way of the jeep*
Doc: Oh man, what now?
Cut to a close up of the Reds.
Grif: That does not look good. Nice kitty, nice kitty. *Donut starts backing up*
Simmons:it's a pig dumbass!
Warthog: Acquire target: red.
Grif: Uh, Sarge, y-you, you may wanna start running. *Donut and Simmons back away* Now. *he starts backing away also*
Sarge: Ahhhhh fudge pumps.
Casey:for the love of all that is holy get into the base sarge *he said before the Warthog suddenly pins sarge to the wall as casey sighs in frustration*
Sarge: Oh, I'm pinned!
Warthog:*makes a strange beeping noise* Eliminate red target. *the turret gun starts firing and getting progressively closer to Sarge's head)*
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red vs blue season 2
FanfictionRead as casey and the reds go into the mystery or omally and meet a doctor
