Luke and Stacy in a room together for 10 minutes

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Stacy: LUKEEE!!!

Luke: Oh no-

Stacy: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! HOW ARE YOU?!?!

Luke: Hi... Stacy! I'm great, thanks.

Stacy: I'm soOoOoO sorry I kissed you 🥺

Luke: All...right! It's fine!

Stacy: nAurRrR it isn't!! I just saw that one music kid you hang out with, he's suchhhhh an idiot!

Luke: ...Jake?

Stacy: nAurrrrRRr!!

Luke: Oh- Zander..?

Stacy: YASSS! HIM! 😡😡😡

Luke: haha... yeah... I wouldn't call him an idiot, though, if I were you. *smiles*

Stacy: Watttt?! bUt he is 😡😡😡

Luke: ....Okay, that's your opinion, and I didn't ask to hear it.

Stacy: 🙄🙄🙄

Luke: ....So...

Stacy: Yesss?

Luke: How's... life.. going?

Stacy:     AWFUL!!!

Luke: ..Oh- uh... are you doing okay—

Stacy: MY DOG DIED!!!!

Luke: ...Oh my gosh, that's terrible, how old were they-?

Stacy: ...uh... seven.. teen? ANYWAY, CAN YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME, PLEASSEEEE?!!?!!

Luke: ...Why?

Stacy: 'CAUSE MY DOG DIED! 😡😡

Luke: That's.... no. I have a boyfriend.

Stacy: ARGAUHUIHNJODWONJEDDNJOEOJNEWDJONEDWLJNWEN 👹👹👹👹

Luke: WHAT THE HELL?

*Stacy transforms into a hybrid demon wolf alpha princess*

Stacy: JIHDVSNJIEFJKNFDWNJKFWEEWJNKWFJNKEFWKJN HOW DARE YOU REJECT ME?!?!?

Luke: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! WHY DO YOU HAVE WINGS?!?

Stacy: *battle cry*

Luke: AHHHH-

Me: OKAY GUYS THAT'S ENOUGH 😃

("Do you like this girl?"        "Uh... her dog died.")

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