Romance Book Lines

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Line 1:

A: Will you snapchat me/send me photos of you when I'm not young and pretty anymore?

B: No because when we're old I'll wake up to your face next to mine every morning.


Line 2: 

A: Do you guys know that we never stop tasting our tongues?

B: Then let me taste yours for a change.


Line 3:

A: If you buy me cute underwear I'll let you see me in it.

B: So if I buy you nothing can I see you in that?


Line 4: 

A: I can fit the entire world in my hands.

B: No you can't. That's physically impossible.

A: *Cups B's cheeks* You sure?

B: *Blushes uncontrollably* Get off me I have a reputation..


Line 5: 

A & B: *Reading a quote*

Quote: If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous.

A: What if it bites me and it dies?

B: Then you're poisonous, damn, learn to read A.

A: What if it bites itself and I die?

B: Then that's voodoo.

A: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

B: That's correlation, not causation.

A: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

B: That's just kinky.

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