Nevertheless- a Sasunaru/Narusasu fanfic

Chapter 8- Kakashi

So now this mission is to.. Retrieve documents? Fight rogue ninja? None of the above.

In fact, it's even worse. I have to train a team of brats from the academy for who knows how long. I'll bet that they don't even know what they're doing. And luck has it that the team has to include my old sensei's son and the brother of my old colleague. Both of which have traumatising childhoods.

And the worst part is that I can't read the book while on the job.

But oh well. I should get going now. It's been an hour.

As I walked through the hallway to classroom 10A, I heard muffled giggles coming from inside. Sigh. Typical of that Uzumaki Naruto to plan something. Shrugging it off, my hand grabbed the side of the door and slided it open.

BAM! Something hit my head and fell to the floor. It was a chalkboard eraser. Argh- I didn't care that it was in my hair (after all, my hair is already white-ish), but now some slipped into my mask and I forgot to wear an extra.

"HAHAHAHAHAH!" cried Naruto, standing tall and proud in that obnoxious jumpsuit, wearing a goofy, mischievous grin. He looked like Minato-sensei, but he definitely doesn't act like it. Then there's the emo kid, sitting there like a snooty brat. And then the other one who looks like cotton candy's mutant child.

Forget this. I'm reading the book on the job; I don't care anymore. (Besides, it's been Five. Minutes. Since I last opened the book. Give me a break, will you?

"Oh, s-sensei!" the other girl, wearing all pink, stammered. "It was Naruto's idea!" (To which I have to roll my eyes.)

It's only 12 (It's 1). Why did I have to do this?

"Hmm- well, what do I have to say about you?" I mused in a mock-sweet tone. (The three brats straighten up, even Sasuke.) "Well, I HATE YOU! :)"

Their collective sighs gave me satisfaction. Maybe I would be able to make it through the day, huh?

TIME SKIP (INTRODUCTIONS)

The brats and I were sitting outside.

"Okay," I went. "Let's each introduce yourselves, starting with you on the right." I pointed at Naruto.

"But we don't know what to say, so how about you give us your introduction?" Naruto responded.

What the hell? Do these kids not know how to introduce themselves? How have the younger generations become THIS dumb? And now we all have to protect these snot-nosed brats??

"Just your name, your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and your dreams," I said lazily. "For example, my name is Hatake Kakashi. I don't feel like telling you my likes and dislikes, or do I feel like telling you anything else. So starting with you, Naruto, talk."

"What? He said a lot, but we only really know his name!" Sakura whispered to her team. Does she think I can't hear?