Nevertheless- a Sasunaru/Narusasu fanfic

Chapter 6- Naruto

Mission accomplished. 

A task that would be hard to complete in theory turned out to be easy-peasy! And I thought he was GOOD at being a ninja! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.. Who would believe it???

I raced through the trees and landed with a soft THUMP on the soft grass. And there she was. The beautiful flower princess herself, Sakura.

Today, as usual, Sakura was sitting on the concrete bench, without a lunch. I remembered her grumbling about being hungry in class a few weeks ago..

A FEW WEEKS AGO...

   Sakura was strangely less energetic in class. Her normally bright green eyes were drooping with exhaustion. What was up with her

   "Sakura-chan! Why are you so tired?" Naruto asked, his whiskered face shadowing her own as he leaned over to greet her. 

   "N-NARUTO! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, YOU TWERP!" Sakura cried. Then she sighed. "Man, I'm hungry.. have to diet.."

CURRENT MOMENT:

"Hmm, maybe I should have gotten her some ramen," I thought. Of course, ramen ALWAYS solved everyone's problems. Especially mine's. Everybody loves ramen, right?

Sakura suddenly blinked out of her stupor and her eyes caught mine. In practically a millisecond, her entire persona changed.

Sakura is usually a bold person, and frankly, a tomboy. She isn't the type of person to be afraid of a bit of mud.

But when Sasuke's there... her whole personality changes. Heck, even her VOICE changes. She changes into all the other girls. Stupid-sounding, girly and very, very petty. 

So when I approached her, her entire face started blushing like CRAZY. It was seriously superhuman to turn red that fast. Even I wouldn't get that flustered. I hope. 

"Hey," I said cooly, realising how deep and Sasuke-like I sounded. Part of my brain was screaming from cringe, while the other thought a very STRANGE idea... 

..That his voice sounded.. good?

"Okay, Okay, shut up," I told my brain. "I don't like him! BELIEVE IT! Focus on acting like Sasuke, otherwise Sakura's gonna suspect something!"  

I cleared my throat, Sasuke-style. "Well, Sakura, I wanted to ask you something.."

"Yes, what is it?" she asked, and it pained me to see her so deliriously happy. Was Sasuke really that hot? I couldn't tell. 

Swallowing the lump that had formed in my throat, I sat down next to her. "W-Well, what I wanted to ask you was, what do you think of Naruto?"

I supposed someone else would have been at the very least, slightly disappointed, but Sakura didn't show it on her face. "Well, what I think of Naruto is.." she said thoughtfully. "I think he's annoying!"

Dammit. Hoping really makes your heat fall down farther. "Why?" I asked.

"He's always finding ways to make fun of me!" she shouted angrily. "I think he actually wants to make my life miserable."

THUD. 

My sprits hit rock bottom. To be a clown was one thing, but to blame ME for making her life miserable was even worse! 

To make the entire situation even worse, Sakura began leaning towards me. "B-but it's always you I wanted to please.. I'm desperate," she said breathlessly, her voice barely a whisper.

Her breaths were hot on my face. Although I was pretty bummed about he comments, I was excited. I may finally have my first kiss with Sakura!

Well, not exactly. Technically it was with that SASUKE, but that DOESN'T COUNT! BELIEVE IT! 

We were practically centimeters away from each other, but then a loud gurgle in my gut stopped me from moving further. What had I eaten to make me this sick? 

"Oh.. Shoot," I thought. It was the milk! And even worse, my transformation jutsu might wear off! 

"I-Ive g-got the runns!" I cried, running off to the academy, leaving a thunderstruck Sakura staring curiously at me. 

Racing to the academy was fast as I could with my butt parked in a bathroom stall, I sighed in relief. 

"There must be more time to go back to Sakura ,right? Then I really have to poop fast.." I thought, pulling the toilet paper so quickly, it spilled all over the floor.

A few minutes passed, ending in myself sighing in satisfaction, washing my hands, (for five seconds but we're not mentioning that) and walking out the door. 

I raced down the hallway, but then someone crashed into me, sending me to fall facefirst onto the floor.

"Hey! Who did that?" I snarled, looking up at the face above me.

And could you guess who that face was? You could never. But I thought it was never possible that it would have happened.

That's right.. That damn Uchiha Sasuke was the guy I crashed into..

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I know I didn't update this in so long, but I don't know.. This time I felt like it.

On another note... A few days ago, I saw an image of the original manga and couldn't help but notice that Sasuke has pretty serious eyebrows. Not enough to be as large as Rock Lee's, but they were pretty large. Or was it just me?