Pizza Party

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Clark is in his office. He knows why the employees killed Mr. Howl, the last CEO, and doesn't want that to happen to him. He needed to appease the employees somehow. He debated over it for some time and eventually came up with something. "Everyone likes pizza don't they? I should do a party, that'll get me on their good side." he says to himself.

3 days later Theodore comes into the office, despite the fact that he's on night shift. He arrives and sees everyone there. "-and this pizza tastes cheap" he overhears Harrison say as he walks in. Theo goes up to the table and sees its little Julias' pizza. Plain cheese. "Better than nothing" he says.

He notices some of the new hires, Betty, Shane, Kyle (not to be confused with our Kyle), and Richard (the one we DO know) having a conversation and decides to join.

"Like, this is the CHEAPEST WAY to show you're 'not a bad boss.' like if you want us on your good side, GIVE US A LIVING WAGE" Richard rants. "I'm just here because I need a job." says Shane, looking like he has no feelings about this while looking at a plant. Theo tries to join in by saying "it's better than nothing at least." Other Kyle responded with "I mean, this company has been doing a little better than when I was hired, so they could've at least gotten us something better." Betty then says "Do they have the budget though?" and as she says that, Clark comes out with a Hawaiian pizza from pizza tent. 

Theo thinks to himself 'hawaiian's my favorite' while making a visibly sad face. Rich then says "that @$#&ing $%#hole cant even come up with a new product and rejects our ideas, then he gets himself a quality pizza!?" Shane asks "why not just do other canine breeds?"

Clark stops in place and says with his mouth full "THAT'S GENIUS, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!" Shane just responds with "Shane." Clark then says "BETTY, PROMOTE THIS MAN.'' Betty tells him "Im not your secretary". Harrison from far away yells "THAT WAS LITERALLY MY IDEA I TOLD YOU IT THREE WEEKS AGO!!!!" as everyone's visibly upset. Clark puts his pizza down as he drags Shane into his office. Literally. Theo steals one of the slices.

Theo then tries to shift the conversation with other Kyle, starting with "I have a bad feeling about this office, I'm the night guard here and I found some footage from the previous security guard-" Other Kyle responds with "I don't really care to be honest, why don't you talk to the janitor about it" while pointing to our best boi, who's cleaning up food that fell on the floor and stacking pizza boxes. Theo, visibly nervous, says "I'll just stop it there." 

Rich, overhearing this says "Well as the dayshift i should probably know what you found, soooooo, sidebar in the office?." Theo, internally screaming, agrees.

They enter the office and Theo shows Rich what he found, still worried he's gonna die. Rich skims through the footage. "So... werewolves huh?" Rich says, his tone of voice getting serious. "Kyle doesn't seem dangerous, I think Daryl was overreacting."

"And that's what I need to know," says Theo, trying to look like he's not about to pee himself. "Are you and the janitor dangerous?" Theo continues. Rich responds with "so you did see me that night." The room gets quiet. "You saw it all" he says getting up from the chair, back turned towards Theo who's visibly scared.

"That... is... GREAT!!" Rich says, turning to him, with visible excitement on his face. "Huh?" Theo says, fear traded for confusion. Rich explains "The fact you aren't jumping the gun AND are trying to make sure werewolves aren't just 'dangerous beasts' proves we CAN go hand and hand (and more importantly show that Reno was wrong)."

"... huh?" Theo says again. Rich then says "Well-" before noticing someone is listening, who then realizes they've been noticed and leaves before they could be seen. Rich then says "it's kind of a long story, how about we meet here" as he hands him a small card with directions to a McRolands. 

"Coooooool" Theo says looking like the sight of a McRolands is gonna make him die of cringe. "You're not allergic to dogs are ya?" Rich jabs. "See ya there!" he says leaving the office as the two hear "I'M GONNA POISON HIS WEED!!" from far away. They both agree to go try to calm that situation down.

The two guards stop Harrison from doing what he threatened to do, telling him he'll regret it. "Sayonara #$%&er!!" Clark yells as he gets away

(ill let this continue at Bork, Life At Howlin Hugs, go check it out!)

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