Kyles Finest Hour

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Kyle and Lauran hit it off! After a couple of days, Lauran gave in to Kyle's adorable nature to go out on a date with him. It had to be a lunch date as Kyle cant really do nights. So when they both had a day off, they went to a nice restaurant, specifically Blue Jay's. And taking the advice of the class, he believes she likes him, at least a little bit, as he learns about how she's obsessed with dragons and setting people she doesn't like on fire with one. What a catch! Kyle went on to share his hobbies, and discovered they both like the same things. same games, movies, niche internet clichés, DAMN she was perfect.

The two became a bit of a work couple... is what the narrator would say if Kyle wasn't considering putting in his 2 weeks notice. He tells Lauran "I'm thinking of putting in my 2 weeks notice, one week, waaay to much happened here, to say the least. It... it hasn't been the same sense." Lauran replies "I understand, if you ever need a place to stay, you know where I'll-" And at that moment Clark-in a wheelchair being pushed by Ben, the vice CEO- comes in yelling "KYLE, LAURAN, MY OFFICE!"

The couple enter the office, nervous, as Clark looks royally pissed off. "I'm sure you know why i brought you here" he says. Lauran, a little agitated, says "I didn't mean to break your pelvis, and you were hurting Kyle, that stuff can cause CANCER you know." Kyle just nods. Clark then says "Shut up b$%#, I don't care, now then, ill give you one last chance. YOU, LAURAN, become my wife and never speak to Kyle again or your BOTH FIRED"

Lauran, OMEGA pissed off, yells "YOU CANT FIRE ME BECAUSE I WONT MARRY YOU, THATS WRONG IN LIKE, 8 DIFFERENT WAYS!" Clark then chuckles and says "Who said it was solely because of that?" as he turns his monitor, to show footage of Lauran kicking Clark in the crotch. Kyle is edited out so it looks like she did it for no reason. The two are shocked. "wait, that's not-" Kyle says before getting interrupted by Clark saying "whaaat? you thought I got to where I am out of luck? Nope! and as-" Ben interrupts him saying "It was through bootlicking" Clark then says "I'm trying to be intimating, a#$hole."

Clark continues "And as for you Kyle, an old 'friend of yours left a liiiiitle bit of evidence on what happened to him" as he shows video files made by Daryl. Kyle backs off as he starts to break down, saying "w-how-i-i... i was just trying to pay my rent" Clark grins, "and no one else has to know, if you list-" Kyle starts having a silent meltdown on the floor. "Eeeeh ill get back to him, so Lauran, what'll it be?" Lauran was conflicted. on one hand, she'd rather DIE than even be remotely near Clark, but on the other hand, her and Kyle are not gonna enjoy what will happen if she doesn't.

Kyle, as he's breaking down, thinks to himself 'I never meant to get Daryl killed, i-i was just trying to pay my rent. I had no choice! if it werent for that retched CEO-' and Kyle realized something. it was NEVER his fault. For Daryl, OR Ena. If Mr.Howl never did that wretched forced overtime, they'd BOTH be alive. He thinks 'the... ceo'

Thats when kyle started seeing Clark, AS Mr.Howl. He knew what had to be done. Lauran was still thinking about the deal, but she wouldn't have to. Kyle grabs Clarks desk lamp, and SMASHES IT against his skull, knocking him onto the floor and breaking the bulb. Ben tries to go and stop this, but Lauran, seeing this, pins him in a half-nelson, and yells "GETTEM KYLE!" With rage in his eyes, Kyle pulls Clark closer to him.

Clark, knowing whats gonna happen, starts pleading "OK OK, I'LL LET YOU AND LAURAN BE, JUST PLEASE NO! ILL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU-" Kyle wanted none of, replying "shut up, I. am. sick. of. this. No more of this, no more horrid CEO's, NO MORE FRIEND KILLING NIGHTSHIFTS!!" as he stabs Clark with the exposed wires of the bulb.

Lights flicker, as Clarks screams could be heard throughout the building. Harrison, Moose, Rich, and more came to see what was happening. the screaming stopped after a minute. It was over. This was the first time Kyle ever killed someone on purpose, but he had no regret over this. Lauran lets go of Ben, as she goes to hug Kyle saying "Thanks, bae."

Then they noticed the crowd, who were all impressed, except for Richas, who was horrified. Kyle explains what happened as Lauran and Harrison went through Clarks blackmail. He had blackmail of everyone who worked there, except for Ena. "That's my f#%$ing search history!" Harrison exclaims in shock, as he deletes all of it.

Ben then says, with a monotone look on his face "Well, guess I'm the-" Harrison loads a shotgun, interrupting him. Ben just replies with "Well, do YOU wanna be CEO?" and Harrison decides "F#%$ it"

With Harrison now CEO, Kyle gives in his 2 weeks notice, and with 2 weeks left of work, he applies for a job at that McRolands, as a temporary job until he can find a better one. Him and Lauran promise to keep in touch.

Shane realized he was running out of time.

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