Mario's Harem of a Doom

Chapter S1- The Carnival

As usual Mario was paying a small visit to the local Carnival like he always does on Friday, after a tiring day of doing nothing. After some time, he pass through a tall familiar figure that call his attention, It was Saiko sitting near to the water fountain. He decides to approach her.

Mario: "Hello Saiko! What you up to?". Mario asks.

Saiko: "Nothing much as usual...". The boring expression is really visible on Saiko's face.

Mario: "Cmon! There's must be something fun for us to do here!."

Saiko: "I doubt...".

Mario grabs Saiko arms.

Mario: "We will find something! Follow me!". She grabs Saiko's arms and starts to pull her around.

Mario: "What about here?". Mario brings Saiko to a whack a mole game.

Saiko: "Huh that doens't look so bad...". Saiko grabs the small rubber mallet and she starts to play the game.

As expected she is great on It, having 0 challenges as she plays It.

Saiko: "See I told ya!". She brags about her abilities a bit.

Mario: "hmmmm...". Mario thinks for some seconds.

Mario: "I got It! Stay right here for a moment!". Mario goes behind the machine, he opens its panel and he starts to manipulate It a little bit.

Mario: "How about now?". Mario turns on the machine, the speed is really fast compared to the last round.

Saiko: "Now that's way more fun!". Saiko starts to hit the moles with the rubber mallet. The speed is so fast that she is unable to keep up with the rhythm.

Saiko: "Arrgh...".

Mario: "Having fun now?". Mario is acting provocative in a attempt to "motivate" Saiko.

Saiko: "That's It!". Saiko grabs her giant Hammer from his pocket and she starts to hit the machine with all of her strengthen.

As expected the Machine brokes with the impact.

Saiko: "humpf!".

Mario: "Well, that was enough for you?".

Saiko: "Not at all!". Saiko is not that type of person to be easily satisfied.

Mario: "Well at least we got some tickets!". Mario grabs the tickets that the machine dropped before It was pulverized.

Mario: "Now let's go find another game for we to play!".

Saiko: "You mean me and you?".

Mario: "Yeah it will be fun!". Mario is kinda cheerful.

Saiko: "Well, why not I guess...". Saiko doesn't remember the last time she hang out with Mario. Maybe that would be fun she thought.

Before reaching their next destination Mario and Saiko pass through multiple food tents. One of them has Tari eating a corn dog, altough Mario and Saiko doesn't seems to notice her at all.

Mario: "This one seems cool!".

It's a game where the player needs to knock out multiple Bottles with a fake shotgun.

Saiko: "hmmm".

Mario: "Let me try first". As soon as the game begins, Mario starts to shoot randomnly with no strategy at all. At the end of the game he manages to knock out only a single bottle.

Mario: "Ah piss...".

Saiko: "Let me show you how it's done!". Saiko snatches the gun from Mario's hand. The games starts and Saiko tries her best to hit the bootles, unfortunately her aim sucks. At end of the game her bullets are wasted and she ends up knocking out zero bottles. Mario tries his best to hold his laughter.

Once again Saiko isn't able to contain her anger and as a result she breaks the shotgun in half.

Mario: "Well, how about we try something more calm this time? I know the perfect game."

Saiko: "It's better be good this time...".

The next game they went is a duck fishing game.

Saiko: "Serious?". Saiko is dissapointed.

Mario: "C'mon give It a try!".

Saiko: "Fine!". Saiko patience is slowly running out.

Mario: "Everything you need to do is grab the right duck and you win!".

Saiko: "Okay It doens't look that hard...". Saiko grabs the rod and she carefully tries to pick one of the ducks. It takes her some time and patience but she manages to do It properly.

Mario: "You did It Saiko!".

Saiko: "Yes! What is my prize?".

Karen: "There you go!". Karen handles Saiko her prize, it's a simple lollipop.

Mario: "ohh that's nice!".

Saiko: "Really!?". Saiko gets visibly angry and she starts to shake. Mario decides to quickly move her from there before she hits Karen on her face.

Saiko: "This fuc-". Saiko is interrupted.

Mario: "Okay okay, how about one last game?". Mario is getting hopeless.

Saiko: "*Sigh* but that would be the last one!".

At their final destination Mario and Saiko decided to try to play a little bit of a punching bag game, the perfect match for Saiko attitude.

Mario: "Since you like to destroy things, this one is perfect for you!".

Saiko: "Okay, but this is the last one!". Without waiting Saiko punches the bag, she gets only a 100 points.

Saiko: "A hundred only?". She punches It again, this time she gets a total of 270 points.

Saiko: "I can do better!". This time Saiko uses all of her strengthen, as expected she breaks the machine in half, part of It hits Mario's head.

Saiko: "Mario! Im sorry!". Even If it was a accident, Saiko is really regretting what she did.

Mario: "That's It!". Mario quicks the machine aside.

Mario: "Everything I was doing is trying to help you have some God Damn fun! but your impatient and nervous ass keeps ruining everything!". Mario shouts at Saiko while Tari watches everything.

Saiko: "B-But I-". Mario ignores a Saiko and leaves".

Saiko: "Wait Mario! Im sorry...". Saiko is upset with her own attitude, she didn't mean to make Mario get mad at all.

Mario leaves the carnival frustated and upset. In the middle of the way Tari catch up with him.

Tari: "Hi Mario! What happened back there?".

Mario: "Mario was trying to make Saiko have fun, but she didn't seems in the mood of It". Mario gets a little bit calm after talking with Tari.

Tari: "I see, don't worry Saiko acts like that some times. But say why wouldn't we play some games to help you relax a bit?".

Mario: "Huh, that's not a bad idea at all!".

As the day ends Mario and Tari follow their way in the direction of the Castle, while Saiko stays at the carnival thinking about what she did.