chapter 13

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Douma: you said i must eat so many lemons

Shinobu: It's 2am

Giyuu: cause i am so bitter 

Shinobu: ...

Douma: i said "i'd rather be with your friends mate"

Giyuu: "cause they are much fitter"

Kaigaku: NOT THIS SONG PIEGOIRJGOISJPOSKIBJOSGJOI

Kaigaku: when i tell you that this has been on my fyp for DAYS

Karaku: FR BOI

Kaigaku: don't call me boi

Karaku: FR GURL

Kaigaku: ....

Karaku: FR SIS

Kaigaku: ....

Karaku: MAN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO IDENTIFY YOU AS???

Doma: daddy

Shinobu: It's 2am

Gyomei: It's 2am

Obanai: It's 2am

Kanae: It's 2am

Sanemi: ITS 2AM FUCKING BITCH

Makio: hey @Tengen.... 

Tengen: YES MY LOVE?????????????????????????????????????????////

Makio: ya kinda look like a tripod.... 

Douma: @ALL 

Shinobu: No one asked

Kanao: No one asked

Kanae: No one asked

Aoi: 🤯

Kotoha: Oh my...

Tanjiro: should i pity him or be happy

Douma: IM GAY

Akaza: That much was obvious.

Douma: FOR YOUR DAD

Gyomei: Namu Amida Butsu Namu Amida Butsu Namu Amida Butsu 🙏🙏🙏

Yuichiro: no cap 

Douma: i like caps

Enmu: same

Douma: cap brothers

Sekido: kys

Douma: haha no you

Urogi: awww come on sekido stop being all pissy pussy

Karaku: you on your period or smth???

Kaigaku: Brother eughh...

Karaku: mwah

Kaigaku: ....

Karaku: omg stop flirtign iwth me !@akigaku 

Karaku: skglsgsgfhetdh

Kaigaku: I got a stroke reading that

Akaza: Try reading @Douma's messages

Susamaru: tahts why ywer'e pookies <333333

Shinobu has muted this chat

Douma: DID I NOT DISABLE THAT?!?!??!?!

Yorichii, Muzan, Nakime, Kaigaku, Sekido, Zohakuten, Kamanue, Genya, Sanemi, Kanae, Kanao, Aoi, Sumi, Naho, Kiyo, Kokushibou, Giyuu, Amane and Yushiro have muted this chat 

Douma: iah tcae you alllll

Enmu: @all

Enmu: YOU DONT WANT TO MAKE DOUMAS SIGMAS COME OUT

Susamaru: HES TRANSFORMING

Karaku: HES GOING ALPHA MODE EVERYONE

Urogi: PLEASE COME BACK YOULL REGRET TGHIS

Yahaba: um

Gyutaro: dad wtf

Gyutaro has deleted a message

Gyutaro: Douma wtf

Gyutaro has sent 3 images

Akaza: Why is the Red Light District on fire....

Rengoku: OH MY GOODNESS YOUNG KAMADO WHAT HAPPEOF

Gyutaro has sent a selfie

Susamaru: you look ugly in  this pic

Enmu: nah he looks ugly in all pics

Gyutaro: .

Enmu: *refering to weird marking boy btw

Gyutaro: Am I not a weird marking boy

Enmu: true that

Douma: ah dear son 


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