ᵍᵒᵒᶠʸ ᵍᵒᵒᵇᵉʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗ// ᵏⁿʸ ᶜʰᵃᵗᶠⁱᶜ

ᵍᵒᵒᶠʸ ᵍᵒᵒᵇᵉʳˢ ᵒⁿˡʸ

ᵀᵂ: ᶜʳⁱⁿᵍᵉ, ᵒᵒᶜ, ˢᵉᵛᵉʳᵃˡ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ' "ᵗʸᵖⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵗʸˡᵉ" ⁽ ᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵍʳᵃᵐᵐᵃʳ, ᶜᵃᵖⁱᵗᵃˡ ˡᵉᵗᵗᵉʳˢ, ᶠᵘˡˡ ˢᵗᵒᵖˢ ᵉᵗᶜ.⁾ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ, ᴰᵒᵘᵐᵃ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵛᵃᵍᵘᵉˡʸ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ᵉᵐᵒᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ, ᵈⁱʳᵗʸ, ᵐᵃᵗᵘʳᵉ, ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ

⁽⁽⁽⁽⁽ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵃᵏᵃᶻᵃ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ᵈᵒᵘᵐᵃ???? ʸᵒᵘ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵒᵒᶜ ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ⁾⁾⁾⁾

Douma: what is this

Douma: its a weird rectangular device

Douma: it glows

Douma: what blood demon art is this

Douma: what if i press this

Douma has created Goofy Goober Chat 

Douma has added Akaza, Nakime, Kokushibou, Muzan, Daki, Gyutarou, Kaigaku, Gyokko, Hantengu, Enmu, Rui, Susamaru, and Yahaba

Douma: besties yall see this

Douma: i discovered cool shi 

Akaza: Shut up. 

Douma: nah

Douma: you eat 1 woman in front of this man and suddenly he hates you

Douma: come on we're pookies 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Akaza: Ew. 

Muzan: Douma.

Douma: yesssirrrrrr 

Muzan: What is this.

Douma: sirrrrrrrr idk its a goofy device

Muzan: I'm not a goofy goober.

Muzan: I'm going to leave.

Muzan: How do I leave.

Douma: it's not letting you leave because you're a confirmed goofy goober sir!!!

Akaza: There's a circle thing in the right corner.

Muzan: Oh.

Muzan: Thank you, Akaza.

Muzan: Now what.

Akaza: There's three circles.

Douma has muted Akaza

Douma: no sir!!!!! 

Douma: as much as i hate muting Akaza-dono i cannot allow you to leave!!!

Daki: ew why am i with a buncha goofy goobers

Daki: cooties

Kaigaku: Looks like someone shit in their nappy

Douma: WHAT

Douma: YOU TAKE THA SHI BACC

Susamaru: dafuq 

Hantengu: . 

Hantengu: ..

Daki: shut up old man 

Hantengu has added Sekido, Karaku, Aizetsu, Urogi, and Zohakuten

Daki: ew more cooties!!!!!!

Karaku: we goofy goobers confirmed

Urogi: real

Yahaba: oh god.

Muzan: You all should be dead.

Muzan: You've disgraced me.