(At the OC House, Generous was dusting around when Nancy, Chad and Tiny came in. However, they all looked terrible with Nancy having messy hair and wearing casts and bandages, Chad being covered in dirt and Tiny with his hat bended and some bruises on his shell)
Nancy: (To Chad) It was all your fault!
Chad: No, it was all your fault!
Tony: Why must we constantly assign blame?
Chad: Oh, zip it, Tiny!
Tiny: Oh, why don't you zip it?!
Chad: I hate you both!
Nancy: You're always ruining everything!!!!
Generous: Whoa, whoa, everyone calm down! What in Celestia's name is going on here? Didn't you all had a good day at the park?
Chad: Oh, I was. But Ms. mustelid there didn't stop to consider my test lady robot's feelings. She is a very sensitive robot!
Nancy: You see Mr. Fancy pants here, stick his robot lady on me and made me crash into a tree! Just as I was dealing with a creep.
Tiny: Everything was fine until the bees attacked and I have to save Callie.
Generous: Okay, everyone, one at a time! Tiny, why don't you start?
Tiny: Gladly, Generous.
(And a flashback begins, we see Tiny having a picnic with Callie)
Tiny: (Narrating) I was having a picnic with my girlfriend Callie, when I saw a weasel looking at Nancy. "I love you" said the male weasel, "I'm sorry" said Nancy, "But I'm already taken". Then the male weasel threw a tantrum, "I don't wanna be friends!" he said, so Nancy tried to run away from him and she decided to jump in the lake and hold her breath until he goes away, but that wasn't about to happen. Minutes later, Nancy stumbled out of the lake covered in algae and gasping for air. Chad who was nearby testing his charm with a robot he bought, he saw how distressed Nancy was and sent his robot to give Nancy a big hug.
(Nancy trips and falls to a tree and knocks a beehive)
Tiny: (Narrating) She knocked a beehive and fell into my blanket.
(The bees come out of the beehive scaring Tiny and Callie)
Tony: (Narrating) I grabbed Callie, and we ran! Suddenly, the sky opened, and a beautiful unicorn galloped down on a rainbow. It lifted us onto its back just in time to save us from the bees. But Chad thought the unicorn's horn was too pretty, so he tried to steal it, but the unicorn trampled all over Chad and I don't blame them.
(End of flashback)
Generous: (To Chad) You tried to steal a unicorn's horn?
Chad: Hey, that's not at all what happened! That's a bull-faced lie!!!
Tiny: No, it's not!
Chad: Yes, it is!
Chad: Nah uh!
Chad: Yah huh!
Generous: Guys, guys, simmer down! Chad, let's hear your story.
Chad: Okay, grab some popcorn because I'm about to spill some tea.
(Another flashback begins, this time it shows Chad playing frisbee with his robot and Nancy)
Chad: (Narrating) Nancy was playing with me and my robot, when a male weasel appeared and asked Nancy to abandon me and go play with him. But Nancy said "No, go away. I'll never leave my friend!" This made that weasel boy angry and jealous, so he took Nancy and threw her in the lake! I don't know what happened to Nancy then, but she must have disturbed a horrible algae monster that came out of the lake and ran out of the lake to terrorize the community! So, I ordered my robot girl to attack! And the robot and the monster begin fighting to the death! Then one of the robot's rays hit a beehive, and the bees came out! Using their language the bees asked a friendly policeman to take care of the monster, he agreed and trembled the monster into submission.
(Flashback ends)
Nancy: Now that's a "bull-faced lie"!
Generous: Alright Nancy, now that the boys are done why don't you tell us what happened?
Nancy: I'll be happy to...
(Another third flashback begins, with Nancy walking)
Nancy: (Narrating) I was at the park minding my own business, when suddenly a male weasel came up and put his hands around me. "Marry me" he said, "You're one pretty good-looking weasel and I can't live without you!". But I tried to run away so I dive into the lake to escape him, when suddenly I heard him shouting "Help me!" he said, "A crazy robot is after me!!!", even though he tried to woo me despite me not being interested I tried to help. So, thinking quickly I grabbed a beehive and threw it at the robot.
(The bees surround the robot, and it runs away)
Nancy: (Narrating) The weasel hugged me to thank me, so I eventually said, "Look buddy, you're welcome but I'm taken". "I will not be a second to you!" he said, then he summoned a horrible rabid donkey!...
(The donkey starts trembling over Nancy. End of flashback, Nancy was still narrating the story)
Nancy: ...Who trampled me over and over and again and again!
Generous: (Stands there looking dumbfounded by all three explanations) Very interesting Nancy...
Tiny: That's not quite how I remember it, Nancy...
Nancy: That is so what happened!
Tiny: No way!
Chad: Yeah, you didn't even mention that algae monster!!!
Nancy: Well, maybe because there's no algae monster!!!!
(They begin to argue)
Generous: Everyone!!! I believe all your stories.
Nancy, Chad and Tiny: Huh?
Generous: After all, your points of view are equally valid. Now why don't we leave all our problems at the door and have some lemonade?
Nancy: (Happy) Lemonade?
Chad: Oh boy!
Tiny: I could really use one at the moment.
(They all head to the kitchen for some lemonade. Unbeknowst to them, the robot and the unicorn of Chad and Tiny's stories were watching from the window)
Robot girl: Algae monster.
(They both laugh hysterically)
The end
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The greatest oc's the series: Season 10 (Final season)
FanficThis is it, the final season of the greatest oc's. Season 10 - Episodes 17
