Miss Crazy's new dress

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(The oc's arrive at the Lotus Hotel for Moonstone's birthday)

Generous: Where's the birthday girl?

Moonstone: (Appears) Ooh! You look fab!

Generous: Happy half-birthday, Moonstone!

Moonstone: When you're as fabulous as me, one birthday per year just isn't enough. And now we dance.

(She presses remote to tun on the music, and everyone starts dancing)

Silver: Bust a move, birthday mare!

(Suddenly Blossom Flare knocks into the table, spilling lemon sauce and chocolate balls all over Miss Crazy's dress)

Little Miss Crazy: (Licks her lips) Mmm! Choco-lemon!

Rose: I'm sure the Cool Toons have something you can wear.

Poindexter: Um, totes! (Gives Miss Crazy some stuff) Okay I've got a towel, a fashion magazine, and a shower curtain! You put your arms through the shower-ring. Ta-dah! Instant glam-

Callie: Or she can wear this that I found in Moonstone's closet. 'Cause it's an actual dress.

Moonstone: Go ahead Miss Crazy, I don't mind.

(Miss Crazy grabs dress and rushes to change. Soon, she arrives dressed in a black dress)

Little Miss Crazy: This world is nothing but filth, it's such a dark and sad place. (Puts some rock music to listen to)

(The oc's are confused)

Thunder: Okay, girls I just came here for cake. You girls, wanted to come, Miss Crazy included. So, why's she acting all grumpy and edgy? She's...dergy!

Evelyn: Dergy?

Thunder: Dark and edgy.

(Soon, they find Miss Crazy sitting on a lazy chair)

Twistar: Miss Crazy, we're worried about you. You seem a bit...off.

Little Miss Crazy: Pff, you couldn't be more wrong! I've never been worse. Okay? (Sees the presents) Presents? Let's see what we got! (Invades Moonstone's presents) They still make these? Is this a dog toy? Ugh, this looks so childish....

Moonstone: Hey! Those are my half-birthday gifts!

Little Miss Crazy: (Grabs Moonstone's necklace) Okay. This must've been on sale. You should really get that changed...

Storm: That, Miss Crazy, is the most grumpy, cynical, dergy little emo I've ever seen!

Polina: I'm impressed.....

(The party soon turns into a disaster, as Moonstone tries to enjoy her birthday only for Miss Crazy to pull cruel pranks on her like tricking her into opening a box containing a tarantula and ruining her selfies and cake)

Bong: I just don't get it, Miss Crazy is always the fun one.

Twistar: What about me?

Bong: You're the smart and cautious one.

Catherine: And me?

Bong: (Sighs) You're the other one.

Thunder: Seriously, ever since she wore that black dress, she's been acting like an angsty goth!

Generous: (Realizes something) Guys, it's that little black dress. Miss Crazy's been acting like that ever since she put it on!

Rosei: Uh! Of course! She's been acting like-

Thunder: Storm!

Generous: Really?

Thunder: What? I can't find a better example...

Twistar: If Miss Crazy changes the dress, she'll change her attitude. And I know how.... (Shows Miss Crazy a box) Hey Miss Crazy! Check out this choker! It's got twenty-seven percent more shiny spikes!

Little Miss Crazy: (Gasps) Ooh, lemme see, lemme see! (She rushes up, and Twistar moves the box, while Miss Crazy falls in the pool) Noooooo! The dress is RUINED!!! Ooh, my reflection! Hello! Heh-heh.

Callie: Luckily, I keep a breaking case of emergency dress somewhere in the closet of emergencies... as we call it.

Thunder: Wait a minute! Why didn't you give this to Miss Crazy, like, two temper tantrums ago?

Callie: (Whispering) It's from last season.

Thunder: Oh.... Women.

(Soon, Miss Crazy steps out in a pink dress and she appears to be all better)

Moonstone: Well, I guess I can forgive her for her previous behavior...

Storm: So, is there a choker or not? (Shakes box but gets accidentally knocked in the pool by Roxanne)

Roxxane Wildstyle: Oops, sorry Storm.

Little Miss Crazy: Ohh! Are we playing Bobbing for Cupcakes? Ooh! Me next! Me next! (Puts her head in to grab a cupcake)

Generous: Back to normal.

Moonstone: Couldn't have said it better myself.

(Little Miss Crazy comes up with cupcake in her mouth, and everyone giggles)



The end

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