The Shinobi with a Mouth by Incognito74

Hunting a Cat

"Hey Stitches, who did you say we were looking for again?"

"A Kumo Kunoichi, the Two-Tails Jinchūriki. And don't call me Stitches."

"Yeah, yeah whatever you say Stitches. But anyway, why are we in a sewer?" Questioned the masked man while ignoring his partner's murderous intent.

"The Jinchūriki's trail lead us here, so she must be close." The other man answered, all while trying to not kill his annoying partner.

"But couldn't she have chosen a better place to hide?! I mean come on! This place smells worst then Zetsu and that guy smells like shit... Wait does that mean that he eats shit? Because he's a plant and plants eat shit, cows shit to be precise. That guy must be nuts to even approach them. Cows scare the shit outta me, you know?"

The man just growled at his partner. "What nonsense are you even talking about?"

"Oh nothing, just talking about my unconventional fear for cows."

"You have bovinophobia?"

"What's that?"

His partner just growled more. "Just shut up and be quiet, we are getting closer to the Two-Tails Jinchūriki."

"Yeaaaah, you just asked for two impossible things."

"I Swear I'm going to kill you someday."

"And there is another one!"

The man closed his eyes in irritation while rubbing his head, trying to prevent the coming headache. "I swear to god, that mouth of yours will be the end of you one day. Just keep walking!"

"You love me."

And the two masked men continued walking.

Nii Yugito could classify this mission as complete failure.

It started as an easy B-rank mission, but everything just went to hell after two cloaked men appeared out of nowhere, taking her team by surprise. Somehow they manage to kill all her teammates before she could do anything to stop them. Being the only one left, she was forced to retreat. But by no means she was escaping. No, she was making sure that they couldn't escape. After all, she can't let them live after what they did to her comrades.

She was not able to see their abilities, so she shouldn't underestimate them, but neither should them.

Right now she was standing in the middle of a huge room, waiting for the two cloaked figures as they steeped out of the darkness of the tunnel.

"Hey there little kitty, we been looking for you! Did the big stitched guy scare you? Don't worry, he can't harm you. Well, he can take out your heart and claim it as his. And I don't mean it in the romantic way." Shouted one of them in a playful voice.

The moment the two men got in contact with the light, Yugito could not help but frown at what she saw. "I should have known I was dealing with the Akatsuki." she said with venom in her voice. She knew that they were members of infamous organization that has been growing its influence throughout the Elemental Nations. They were wearing the black cloaks with red clouds.

"So you know about us."

Of course she knew about them. The Akatsuki, a criminal group that Master Jiraiya, one of the legendary Sannin, has warned hers and many of the other hidden villages. They were the group that was behind the increasing disappearances of Jinchūrikis all over the map. One more reason that makes this group so dangerous is the fact that their entire group is made of S-rank missing-nin. Very dangerous people.

As she began to look at her attackers, she noticed that aside from their Akatsuki cloaks, they were also wearing masks. One wore a white hood and a black mask with his eyes being the only visible part of his face, along with a forehead protector of Takigakure, the Village Hidden by a Waterfall, with a scratch in the middle, showing his status as a missing-nin.