ThE BOoK ThaT WilL BE namES LATer

The daY i Almost DieD

SO like OnE day I WaSss walking to the kitchen and I was trying to grab a chIcken nugg and I sliPped on a chicken nugget and FEll on a schOOl and kilLed a lot oF small cHildreN or wHatEver aNd now I'm in JAIL! so anYone who cAnS bail me out help me and chicken nuggets ruined my lIfe.