One Piece Reaction to Luffy and the Straw Hat Pirates

1//Straw Hats Fun Facts!

Aveline: You guys are going to react to Luffy and the Straw Hats!

Akainu: Why should we react to pirate scums?

Aveline: Cuz I... want to?

Kizaru: It can't be that bad.

Yorki: I can't believe we're going to react to Brook and his new crew. I wonder if he's doing okay...

Marine: I can't believe there's dead people here...

Ace: Yeah. You're supposed to be dead, Sabo!

Sabo: You should be asking yourself that! You're supposed to be dead!

Koala: Now now boys, don't you guys want to react to your little brother?

Sabo and Ace: Yes!

Garp: Reacting to my grandson? Hmm... Okay.

Koby: (Reacting... to... Luffy?! No no no. I must stay calm. I shouldn't get too excited. We're enemies! Ahh! But he's too cool! No, stay calm!)

Boa: (Luffyyyy~~ I wish you were here now!)

Bartolomeo: (This might be the best day of my life! With this, I can get to know my idols more!)

Buggy: Ugh... Why do I have to sit next to you...

Shanks: Buggy!

Buggy: Fuck off!

Morgans: Hmm... Maybe I can get more information about them with this.

Aveline: Alright! Let's start with fun facts about the Straw Hats! Here are their least favorite foods.

Monkey D. Luffy: Cherry pie from a "certain place"

Roronoa Zoro: Chocolate (It's too sweet)

Nami: Orangette (Prefers actual fruit)

Usopp: Mushrooms (Got sick once)

Sanji: Konjac (Not nutritious)

Tony Tony Chopper: Anything spicy (It's not sweet)

Nico Robin: Chewing gum (Can't swallow it)

Franky: Marshmallow (It's not hard)

Brook: Lemon (No cheeks to make a sour face)

Jinbe: Parfait (Difficult to eat)

Everyone took some time to read the list displayed on the screen.

Shirahoshi: What's an orangette?

Zeff: Basically orange slices dipped in chocolate.

Shirahoshi: There's food like that? Ah, thank you mister.

Zeff: Sure sure.

Rebecca: Parfaits are delicious, but it does look difficult to eat with all the toppings.

Garp: There's a food the brat doesn't like? That's surprising. He eats almost anything.

Ace: Huh. I didn't know that either.

Boa: What?! How come I didn't know there is a food my Luffy dislikes? And what is this certain place?!

Aveline: "That place" is actually Mock Town! That's also where he first met Blackbeard. Teach actually liked the cherry pie.

Ace and Marco: (Teach...)

Boa: They'll pay for poisoning my husband!

All: (H-Husband??)

Sabo: She can't be... in love with Luffy?!

Ace: No no. Don't say that!

Almost all: THE MAN-HATING PIRATE EMPRESS IS IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AND ITS LUFFY/STRAW HAT??!!?

Uta: I can't believe it...

Shanks: BAHAHA! I didn't know Luffy could be that charming.

Aveline: A-anyways... Moving on. Next are their career choices if they weren't pirates. Although some of these jobs are kinda modern and don't exist in your world.

Garp: The brat better be a marine or something.

Luffy: A firefighter

Zoro: A police officer

Nami: A childcare worker

Usopp: A graphic designer

Sanji: A beauty salon worker

Chopper: An elementary school teacher

Robin: A cabin attendant

Franky: A pilot

Brook: A detective

Jinbe: A train station attendant

Garp: A firefighter? Eh, close enough.

Sengoku: A firefighter, police officer, and a detective? Why couldn't they just be these and not become a pirate?

Vivi: Hmm... I thought Sanji and Chopper would be a chef and a doctor.

Helmeppo: What's a graphic designer, cabin attendant, and pilot?

Aveline: A graphic designer is someone who makes designs digitally. A cabin attendant is kinda similar to a train attendant but at the sky. Like the flying thingy Morgans use except it's open to the public, and the pilot flys that.

Morgans: Flying thingy?

Ace: A... Firefighter? But I'm made of fire...

Sabo: Same here...

Ace: So does this mean...

Sabo and Ace: LUFFY WANTS TO GET RID OF US!?

Koala: Quit it you two!

Aveline: Alright! To end off with the fun facts, here's one last fact about Luffy; "Why doesn't he kill his enemies?"

Marine: I just noticed that, why doesn't he?

Kidd: Idiot, would you rather die?

Marine: No thank you!

Law: But really, why doesn't he?

Aveline: He's actually not against it. In fact, he thinks that leaving them alive is a greater punishment than death. If they simply die, they won't get to see Luffy overturn everything they worked so hard for. Basically, he wants his enemies to see him destroy their dreams.

Everyone: ...

Kidd: So Straw Hat can be cold despite being so cheerful all the time?

Law: Hmm... I could see why. He did destroy Caesar, Doflamingo, and Kaido's hard work.

Shanks: That's a unique way of thinking from him.

Uta: Too smart for his small brain.

Bartolomeo: Ahh Luffy! You're too cool!

Koby: (As expected of Luffy! He's so cool!)

Ace: I never really thought of it that way.

Sabo: Because all you do is fight people.

Ace: Why you--!

Marco: Ace, just drop it. You're proving his point.

Ace: Not you too!

Aveline: Anyways chat. That's it for the fun facts. See ya in the next chapter gang.