BACK TO YOU | george clarke

FOURTEEN

MESSAGES

prick
so
i have a proposition for you
which u have to say yes to bc i have a surprisingly violent gay man to the left of me twisting my arm until you say yes

rat
hi max

prick
he says hi
now
podcast?

rat
let me think about it

prick
bad answer grace

rat
what was the right answer ???
(max ???)

prick
We'd love for you to come on the Useless hotline PLEASE, the people have been begging us for months and months and months and I know you hate George (me too!) but I promise it'll be worth your while! Plus I love you lots and you have to do it for me x

rat
id love to do it max !

prick
wait
how did u know thatvwas max

rat
1. youd rather rot than use caps
2. youd never say i love you lots OR ask me to do anything FOR you bc you know id bite your head off
and
3. it says i know u hate george dummy ???

prick
ha ha ha
ur funny
so youll do it ?

rat
yes i guess i will

prick
you suck

rat
whatever
you suck more !

prick
i mean
i dont think you can talk about sucking but okay

rat
are you calling me a slag????

prick
yes
i am ❤️

rat
you seriously suck george clarke

prick
you certainly do !

rat
i hate you .

REAL LIFE

"WHAT ARE YOU GIGGLING ABOUT?" Gracie's head shot up from her phone, a small feeling of guilt forming in the pit of her stomach as she smiled up at Colby who sat with her dog betty resting on his lap, although she still had the little snarl she always had on her face with anyone who wasn't Gracie, and oddly, George too.

"Oh nothing just Dani," Gracie hit herself mentally, she had no idea why she was lying, she had no reason to, did she?

Colby nodded lightly, Gracie noticing the small look of uncertainty he had on his face as he went back to stroking Betty.

"So I was thinking, I'd love for you to meet my friends soon," Colby started and Gracie tried to ignore to far too familiar feeling of guilt that continued to grow in her stomach, trying her best to keep a cheery look on her face.

"I mean I've met all your friends on multiple occasions and we've been seeing each other for a couple months now so I figured," Colby shrugged, leaving the rest of his sentence to imagination.

Gracie sat up a little, turning to face him completely, "Oh well, wouldn't that mean come to America?" she asked hesitantly.

Colby shrugged again, "Uh yeah I guess it would, but I mean I've come here loads of times so I kind of assumed it wouldn't be that big of a problem."