Flipped In A Twist!

chapter 21

       Edward pov

I finally poofed back to the living room and what I found getting close to our bedroom door PISST me the fuck off and I yank the thing back and he poofed again.

And I was fucking furious now and punching the fucking air. "YOU MOTHER FUCKER! ONE OF THESE FUCKING TIMES I'M GOING TO HAVE MY HANDS ON YOUR FUCKING ASS!" I slammed my ass down on the fucking couch.

I pulled my laptop open so I could talk to my fucking brother.

"Oh no bro what's going on?" He asked me. "What's not fucking going on bro. Everything is right fucking now! Punch is furious with my ass and locked me out of our bedroom and she has pumpkin pie in there with her with all her supplies and pumpkin pies back pack packed and a bag of diapers and wipes are missing to and that mother fucker thing is getting on my last fucking nerves." I started spilling my fucking guts out to him like he was was my brother and my best friend.

"I fucking hate that every fucking time I fucking turn around and I'm near Punch that Things tells her shit and calls her the most horrible things that she is not! And he is just putting down her esteem about herself too!" I told him and just sat there and actually just listened to me.

"About her body and how the issue and you know making love bro! To her we or her or me can't have that or experience that either! How fucked up is that bro! This is what I'm talking about and the best friend thing here. Because that's what it feels like to all over again for the first again and I was even falling in love with her too! This is fucked up and the impact of the way I feel it now bro and to think you got to go through what I'm going before we go you know where. Fuck!" Tears fell from my eyes.

"That's fucked up bro and to think I have that connection to doc like you do with Punch to you fucking idiot. Now you fucking tell my fucking ass and hit slam my ass like that bro!" We both busted out laughing.

"I knew it! It always helps me when I talk to you brother like my best friend but just in a different way then Punch if you get my drift bro!" He smiled and nodded his head.

"I know I feel the same exact way about you too and Doc! Us flipped backwards bro. Brothers best friends. Identical twin sister's best friends. Just like you and Doc flipped backwards and your brother and sister best friend and I'm you with Punch and she's my best friend so guess what I figured out before your ass this time smart fucking ass!" He told me.

"What!" I said. "Remember what you told my ass on our first dates bro think about it!" It took me a minute and then it hit me and I fell over sideways.

"Oh my fucking God bro that's fucking amazing and awesome!" I told him laughing.

"Just think we remember this shit and we can talk about it like this and we're doing it at best friend stage now and I'm falling more in with Punch this time! Just wait for it bro it's fucking mind blowing amazing!" I told him laughing and he was too.

"I know right! And it feels so fucking good to talk about it when it happens too!" I nodded my head still laughing and rolling over and burying my face into the couch!

"Oh I Soo needed this right now I feel so fucking much more better now! Fuck! Oh God! Just to get it off my chest like that!" He nodded his head.

"I couldn't agree more bro! It's been rough here too! It's a blast bro! You should see everyone with Twisted and Tap! Just imagine bro!" Emmett moved his head with his eyes widened and slowly turning his head like what the fuck!

I busted out laughing. "They don't know their mates and all you aren't telling them either!" I told him.

"Nope!" He said laughing. "You should see your grandma Mira trying so hard not to bust out laughing because she knows and she is not telling them either! She is playing her part down to a fucking tee bro and it's so fucking fucking awesome for me and dad to watch with your kids when we get them out and should hear them laugh bro and all of them turns their heads at the same fucking time and look at the twins like what the fuck!" I had my arm wrapped around my stomach I was laughing so fucking hard I had tears falling and shot both arms up.