Flipped In A Twist!

chapter 7

       Edward pov

I sat outside the bedroom door well against it I should say because she wouldn't answer the door when I knocked on and that was hours ago.

"Come on Punch don't do this to me. I hate it when you do this shit God damn it!" I slammed my head back against the door.

"Plus I really need you to do our sister breast pump for me. I cannot do it! It's not fucking possible for me! Invisible wall slams down in front of me!" The door open and I fell back on the floor and she started laughing at me.

"Sitting against the door again!" I nodded my head. "Like always!" I told her and I started laughing.

"I'm sorry I walked away like that it's just I'm confused and fucked why the hell you get fucking fix dumb dumb! I understand the part about a relationship with a woman but what if some day you meet someone and want children Mas?" She asked me standing there!

I put my arms under my head and smiled at her! "There is a very good reason I got myself fixed thank you very much and it was my decision Punch so what I can't have kids neither can you either! You think I would want kids when I can read people's fucking minds and you know God damn my plumbing don't work Bella!" She blinked at me.

"Oh! Now I understand! God I thought you lost your mind or something when you got yourself fixed. It destroyed me when I was little and he took my chances away from ever having a family if I could get close to a man like that." She walked to the kitchen.

"I'm shutting up now!" Oh God the touch thing with her. I jumped up and walked into the kitchen.

"Is this about the touch thing Punch!" She nodded to me drinking her coffee.

I made me a cup and sat down across from her. "I can understand that." I told her. "Can I ask you a personal question but it's stupid?" I corked an eye brow at her confused as fuck.

"You know you can!" I told her. "Have you ever you know what I caught oh my God that so fucking fresh in my head and eww do woman actually do that and what he was I poofed right in the fucking middle of it" I started laughing at her.

"No! Fuck no! Plumbing don't work besides I have better things to do and try to get some sleep which was far and in between! Well at least I know you never have!" She threw a piece of bread at me but started laughing.

"You're hurting aren't you Punch because I can feel it!" She nodded her. I got up and got her afternoon injections.

"Arm up for me!" She lifted up her up for me. Once I got done I tapped her arm. "Done!" I told her.

"Can you please go pump our sister breast milk please and I will start dinner and you can make our makeshift on the floor." I told her.

"I already did the last part!" She told me as she walked out of the kitchen.

Oh righty then. I got the stuff out to make parsamsem chicken and her favorite cake tonight since she hasn't had it in awhile.

She walked into the kitchen and started smelling. "Oh my God is that my carrot Mas. Please, please, please, please tell me your making my favorite carrot you made that for me sooo fucking!" She was giving me her puppy dog eyes and tilted her head and had her hands together against her cheek and I started laughing at her.

"Yes Punch I am!" She ran up to me and and me a hug and I wrapped my arms around.

"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank so much Mason your the bestest best friend!" She told me.

"Yeah I better fucking be for what I do for your fucking ass!" I laughed and she giggled.

"Yeah, I can be a bitch sometimes or your worst nightmare if you really think about it!" I started laughing even harder.